If you are smarter than a 5th grader (and you are), then a Harvard-educated QB replacing a former Heisman winner WILL BEAT THE STEELERS.

I am from the Pittsburgh area, but I don't like the Steelers and their attitude. And I also like the surname "Fitzpatrick" because I am a member of St. Patrick's Parish in Canonsburg, Pa. (30 miles from Pittsburgh), and "Fitzpatrick" means 'devotee of St. Patrick.' On Sunday, a quarterback named Fitzpatrick (Ryan) will have his greatest day ever in football as he will lead the Bengals to their 1st win of '08 against the Steelers. It's just like the story of St. Patrick and how he brought Christianity to Ireland, by driving the snakes out of the country back in the 5th century. My prediction: Ryan Fitzpatrick (aka Devotee of St. Patrick) will drive the snakes wearing black and gold out of Paul Brown Stadium with the biggest performance Cincinnati fans will ever see. I'm hoping Fitzpatrick will do well against Pittsburgh, so Bengal fans can prove to Pittsburgh fans that Paul Brown Stadium is the home of the Bengals, not the Steelers. And if the Bengals win Sunday over Pittsburgh, Ryan Fitzpatrick will be Cincinnati's write-in candidate for President of the United States. After all, he's from Harvard, the same college that gave us John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President of the United States! It's going to be a great day to be a Ryan Fitzpatrick fan Sunday as Cincinnati will beat the Steelers Sunday!