Marvin's Baltic Problem

by IgnatiusJReilly on Oct 21, 2008 6:49 PM EDT

I would like it to be known that, er, somebody...okay, it was me, saw Marvin Lewis at Ikea with a fat, older white man in a cheap suit. I'm pretty sure that he was there to feed his addiction to prefab Swedish furniture- which is totally not what I was doing there at all...No, I'm serious.... It's also possible that the man in the suit was his CIA contact there to show him the dead drop he arranged in a display hutch.

One never knows, do one?

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Game Plan Drop

Close, but not exactly. The man was his personal IKEA guide … because just like in his football world, Lewis is lost. Yes it was a drop, but that’s how the 2nd graders at Lincoln Elementary School deliver Lewis his Sunday Game Plans.

by Timzilla on Oct 22, 2008 6:08 AM EDT reply actions