A Letter from Exile...
As a Bengals fan living in the middle of Ravens, Redskins, and Steelers country, I get asked almost daily during football season why I remain a Bengals fan. After a few expletives, I usually respond with something akin to the following:
Son, we live in a world that has bad football teams, and those teams have to be cheered by fans. Whose gonna do it? You Chris Cooley-jersey wearer? You, Purple Spandex-wearing Ray Lewis fan? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.... You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the Bengals suckiness, while tragic, probably enables your team to make the playoffs. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, allows the NFL to carry on for season after season. You don't want to know why I still cheer, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me interested in the games, you need me interested in the games.
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I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to fans whose teams rise and sleep under the blanket of the easy victories that the Bengals provide, then question the manner in which I cheer for my team. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Who Dey Sign, wear an Akili Smith jersey, and stand in a hostile sports bar. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Bottom Line: I'd rather cheer for a losing Bengals team than a winning Redskins, Steelers, or Ravens squad. Why? Because I grew up in Cincinnati and the Bengals are MY team. Yeah, I hate Mike Brown and every season is like a kick in the nuts, but hey, I don't go to games, so Mike Brown gets none of my money. It might suck cheering for the NFL-version of the Washington Generals but hope springs eternal. Here's to 1-14-1! WHO DEY!
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Reporting LIVE from Nashville, Tennessee...
…where I work within eyeshot of the Titans’ practice facility.
It’s difficult to continue Bengal fandom in the midst of so many powder-blue-wearing fans of that team with the Flaming Thumbtack logo — and, inexplicably, a large pocket of the Raider Nation on the same row with me in the office…hmm — but such is my crusade. The Bengals were MY team in the 70s when all the other kids had their Steelers bookbags lined up at the bus stop. They were MY team when they won the Froze Bowl AFC Championship game. They were MY team when they defeated Buffalo with the no-huddle offense that Marv Levy would somehow “invent” the very next season. They were MY team all the way through The Forgotten Decade and after a 2-14 ‘02 season, I was this close to dumping them for the expansion Texans (what a mistake that would have been…talk about “out of the frying pan…”), but I was happy to continue calling them MY team, even when I lived in the Lone Star State in the midst of How Bout Dem Cowboys Land, in 2003 when Marvin Lewis rode into town and changed everything…we thought! Now we’re right back where we were…[sigh].
They’re still MY team. The shiniest piece of hope that I have is that Mike Brown can’t own the team forever, and that perhaps the whole family will cash in and go ruin somebody else’s pastime someday. When that happens, I’ll be standing, front and center at the Super Bowl party, holding up a photo of my late father, the one who introduced me to Bengaldom, as OUR team holds up the Lombardi Trophy for the first time.
Waiting…
by TheWalrus1971 on Dec 3, 2008 11:29 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff fellas.
I wonder, what do people think of dopes like me that reads every article, listens to every show, and comments on all things Bengals more than my day job? Good lord. In the end, who cares. Right? I do what I enjoy doing, win, lose, or tie.
Blogger at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.
by Kirkendall on Dec 3, 2008 1:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think you need the old uniforms and another carl pickens. if the ravens aren’t playing i root for the bengals and browns. they’re always good games to watch with possibilities for monumental upsets; like if you were to beat the raiders or rams. Rudy Rudy. like i’ve said before-i want the bengals to get better to reduce the chances of pitt making the playoffs..i actually enjoyed your good (counting uh 1, err 2) years.
by raven on Dec 5, 2008 1:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
As a Bengals fan.
All we can ask for is to be competitive in these games. I mean, look at the scores of our divisional games.
Ravens, loss 17-10
Browns, loss 20-12
Pittsburgh, loss 38-10
Pittsburgh, loss, 27-10
Baltimore, loss 34-3
I’m going to feature this in Friday morning’s piece.
Blogger at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.
by Kirkendall on Dec 5, 2008 9:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
raised an oriole fan but have given up..angelos chased me away and the yankees/sox with their big pockets make it imposssible to compete. couldn’t bare to watch anymore.
by raven on Dec 5, 2008 1:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
But I give mad props to Camden Yards...
Great stadium to watch a game. Went to O’s-Yanks game a few years ago. Highlight of the game was when I got a “Yankees Suck” chant going in the upper deck. Totally agree with you on the big pockets thing. Football is so much better than baseball because small market teams can compete year to year. Baseball is losing its fan base in most of the country because teams like the O’s and the Reds can’t compete on a regular basis. One question, though, why do they play “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” all the time at the games? Doesn’t seem to fit the urban environment of Baltimore.
"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius
by TarZander on Dec 5, 2008 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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