The Bengals will pick sixth in the 2009 NFL Draft

When you say that ‘David’ word together with that ‘Klingler’ word, it sorta makes my head hurt and the room starts to act all silly.

At 6, Oher and Andre Smith are probably gone- though depending on workouts for Orakpo and Aaron Curry, one of the tackles might drop to us. Trading down, we could still probably get Eugene Monroe or, maybe even better, Alex Mack, the all-world center from Cal. I’d like to see some sort of package, maybe with Chad, say our #6 and Chad for a 10-15 in the first and a second and third. We still might be able to grab Ciron Black at our regular second round spot but it’s iffy, perhaps the gigantic Herman Johnson, Black’s linemate at LSU?

If we could put Mack at center, Williams and the abovementioned Johnson at guard, Whit and Collins at tackle, and Ghiacuic, Livings, and Roland in reserve? Of course, with Herman Johnson at guard, Ryan Fitzpatrick couldn’t ever play QB again because he wouldn’t be able to see- or throw- over the gargantuan. Did I mention he was the largest baby ever born in the state of Louisiana?

First order of business, though, either sign up or franchise T.J. and sign Benson and Crocker before the other teams come circling.

In no way, shape, or form, should Chad be a Bengal next year.

Either trade or let Stacy Andrews go as a free agent- whichever provides more compensation.

Send both Jason Shirley and Pat Sims to a big man boot camp with Warren Sapp in the offseason.

Either find a free agent fullback or pencil in Jorvorskie Lane, Texas A&M actual juggernaut- as opposed to the ersatz juggernaut ,Regan Maui’ia, in the third.

Get Coats, Lawrie, Sherry, and Utecht a new gig as a barbershop quartet or as showy bodyguards for people who aren’t actually in any real danger.

Make Chris Henry move in with Ned and Maud FlandersCorey Lynch and Billy Graham’s granddaughter for the entire offseason. Ben Utecht will probably visit on dates with Shane Graham.

Insist that T. J. participate in off-season workouts here with his teammates both for timing issues with Carson and to mentor Simpson and Caldwell.

Completely off topic but does it warm anybody else’s heart as much as mine to watch the Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, ect. shit the bed on national television on the wrong end of a 44-6 drubbing to end their season?

From Wiki

David Klingler entered school at Dallas Theological Seminary, earning a Master’s degree in Theology. He currently attends Dallas Seminary and is working on a Ph.D. ESPN mentioned Klingler during the opening game of ESPN’s Monday Night Football, and he was featured in the spring 2006 edition of Dallas Theological Seminary’s magazine, Kindred Spirit.2

You have to admit, that’s pretty impressive. Few self-serving NFL players actually leave the NFL, find something else, and work to become an expertise in that field.