Both interviewers did a great job with Ndukwe an Rivers. Asking the type questions I like to hear. A little insight to their personal sides of life. (not Hobson pander)

Chinedum Ndukwe is our Kabir Gbaja-Bismillah(and, yeah, I spelled that off the top of my head ;-) ). As a big hitter, he ought to go by “Doom”.

No Shaun, no Shaun, no Shaun! And that works both as a protest chant against signing Alexander and as an encouragement to draft Georgia running back, Noshawn Moreno, as soon as he declares.

On the nickname front, as an homage to Johnny Cash, we could have Keith “Big” Rivers.

C’mon lunatic with an attention jones!

Whatever happened to ex-Colorado tailback, Bobby Purify? I think I’d rather have him than the Space Cowboy/Gangster of Love. Some call me Maurice…

Given Marvin and Mike’s apparent fetish for wayward wideouts, could we see the recently cut(by the Pack), Koren Robinson in stripes one day soon?

I’m begging to the football gods that we don’t go after Koren. Considering I’m a Bengals fan, either the football gods don’t exist, or they laugh at us. After all, it’s been raining in Cincinnati the past few days and a few funnel clouds were spotted Clinton County. And here I’m thinking that they hated Cleveland for making them, well, Cleveland.