We can only hope the Henry Virus lands somewhere in the AFC North. Please sign with Pittsburgh, or Cleveland … do to them what the Henry Virus did for Cincinnati. No doubt some team will fall for the Trojan Horse WR … heck, he’s just way too tempting … let’s roll him into our outpost … what harm can there be? That’s exactly what happend to Lewis/Brown on draft day 3 years ago … despite the defects, he was just way too tempting. Please, let Henry corrupt under-aged girls in some other city. Let his expandable rap sheet grow at the expense of some other team’s W-L record. I say we stay H Virus free.

I hear the National Indoor Football League needs wide receivers. Bam Morris went there to play for the Katy (TX) Copperheads. Seems like a good place for him.

Anybody know where The One-Man Crime Wave is living, now that his house has been foreclosed and auctioned off, and his SUV was repossessed in the courthouse parking lot while he was in one of those myriad hearings?