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Meet Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

Even though at the time of this publication, the roster lists #85 as Chad Johnson, Broward County, Florida officially recognizes #85 as Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. So, yea.

Before you're too baffled, the partially torn labrum did not hinder this epic event, and there's no word whether or not Johnson... Ocho Cinco will be allowed to display his uniform. The league is looking into it.

Anyway, 10% of jersey sales go to the player, writes Geoff Hobson. It's been noted this off-season that one of Johnson's... Ocho Cinco's primary reasons for sitting out was for an extension because of money issues. Not that this help, simply because Bengals fans, for the most part, have a sour taste in their mouth after Johnson's... Ocho Cinco's vocal off-season. Still, Johnson... Ocho Cinco, we know, is a rather childish 30-year old that still thinks he's in high school doing foolish stuff. Not that it's a bad thing, just makes him look, you know, juvenile.

And you have to admit, after going through the preseason we went through, it's not necessarily a bad thing to divert the product on the field to the oddness of Johnson... damn it... Ocho Cinco. Still, for me personally, whooptie doo. As long as he scores touchdowns, I'll call him Debra if it turns him on.

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So... Chad Ocho Cinco.
I like it, has good flow
139 votes
I'd rather T.J. change his name so it's not so hard to spell
53 votes
Jesus Christ
188 votes

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I say who cares.

Based on our off-season, Ocho Cinco (yes, I’ll call him that, rather than Johnson) could be giving this team a lot worse. I say we thank our lucky stars he’s having fun with this rather than bitching and moaning about the team.

by JohnnyK on Aug 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell does this guy think he is? Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort? :)

by Brian Galliford on Aug 30, 2008 9:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I figure it like this

Wearing a game jersey emblazoned “Ocho Cinco”? $5000 fine
Changing one’s name, legally? $250.00, not counting lawyer fees.
It’s just good economics.
Seriously, it could have been “The Wide Receiver Formerly Known As Chad.”
or just

by IgnatiusJReilly on Aug 30, 2008 9:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

by the way

he does realize that “ocho cinco” translates to “eight five”, not “eighty-five”- that’s “ochenta y cinco”- right?

by IgnatiusJReilly on Aug 30, 2008 9:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His wikipedia article is already changed...

Now this is just fun to read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Ocho_Cinco

Too bad it’s a shoulder and not a hand injury that he has – otherwise you could call him “Ocho Jams In Hand” (I am Chad Johnson).

Hey, would the league now have to fine him if he wore a jersey with C. Johnson on it?

by Krenn on Aug 30, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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