So someone asked on this site, "why not Chad Jackson?" I thought, well, the Bengals have Chad Johnson, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Antonio Chatman, Glenn Holt, Jerome Simpson and Andre Caldwell. Then four weeks into the season, the Bengals will have all six, plus Chris Henry. So there's no way the Bengals go after Chad Jackson, right? How could we possibly benefit?

As per usual, everything that I guess is totally wrong. Via FoxSports, via Scout.com rumor's site, Chad Jackson will forgo signing with the Oakland Raiders to workout with the Cincinnati Bengals on Wednesday.

Thank the lord that Chad Johnson became Chad Ocho Cinco, because god knows I can't stop calling Ryan Fitzpatrick, Ryan Fitzgerald. Otherwise, this would screw everything up.