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Your 0-4 Cincinnati Bengals

Truly, the Bengals are a miserable team, among the bottom-five in the NFL. It's simple, really. The standings show the Bengals as 0-4, we're among the dwellers of major offensive categories, and once again, we're force to cheer for this junk. Passionate fans, we may be, but cheering for this team, is utter madness.

Offensively, we're pathetic; we can't run the ball, our center steps on our quarterback's toe, our quarterback loses fumbles and throws desperation interceptions. Though it was Ryan Fitzpatrick rather than Carson Palmer, you could nearly interchange the results with the personnel, especially when considering trends dating back to late last season.

I have no love for Bob Bratkowski and his static play-calling that's drawing predicated schemes from the opposing defense. At the same time, it doesn't matter your offensive coordinator when you have Levi Jones blocking swan-diving style, Eric Ghiaciuc stepping on the quarterback's toes, or another running back that tries to stretch the sidelines rather than slamming the gut, to pick up any yardage available.

I have no love for Marvin Lewis, who leads a bunch of uninspired players that's leaderless, pathetic and juvenile; almost to the point that you have to wonder, "why exactly am I fan?" As a team, the Bengals are sickly pathetic, lacking any professional pride (or just professionalism), grouped as accepted losers; expecting the fans to just do what they do best; sellout the stadium and purchasing Ocho Cinco jerseys.

I have no love for Mike Brown, who provides the atmosphere for all this, disabling the same tools that successful NFL teams employ; directly including the exodus by quality players that were, in large part, the reason for this team's 2005 success. And yes, I'm ready to call that season an aberration.

I have no love for Chad Johnson, who's either unable to get open, or hurting the team more by remaining on the field playing on a recently surgically repaired ankle and partially torn labrum. I have zero love for the completely helpless offensive line, unable to get a push, or protect our quarterbacks.

As I write this, the Chiefs won and the Rams are beating the Bills 14-6. If the Rams hold, the Bengals, Lions (bye week) and Texans (who lost by a field goal to the Jaguars) will be the only winless teams through the fourth week in the NFL season.

At this point, we're scanning the schedule and wondering when our first win will come. We've already scratched out the Cowboys, Jets, Steelers, Jaguars, Eagles, Steelers (again), Ravens (again), Colts, and Redskins. Perhaps we'll have a shot against the Texans, Browns and Chiefs, but who knows. Maybe we'll accidentally win a game we shouldn't; that's always a Christmas present.

Then again, maybe we'll go winless for the season. Based on the (lack thereof) professional pride this team shows, the leaderless qualities ranging from the head coach to the players, and with the man at the helm that's historically one of the worst professional sports owners of all time, it wouldn't surprise me.

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I was just thinking, maybe, if we’re going to go with a quarterback who gets so few reps in a given week of practice, it might behoove us to, then, play the receivers who he gets those precious reps with and not the first stringers, who he never throws to. I know at least Jerome Simpson and Glenn Holt were active for today’s game- not sure about Caldwell. I actually saw Simpson on the field for that pathetic two-point attempt, lined up wide to Fitzpatrick’s left. We couldn’t throw a jumpball to Simpson with his leaping ability and big, soft hands there?

I don’t expect- no one does, a backup QB to set the world on fire but I do expect him not to launch a floater down the middle a good ten feet over Reggie Kelly’s head. I do expect him not to stumble every other time he drops back. Likewise, I expect a professional center not to turn his QB into the fox with the grapes by constantly sending shotgun snaps over his head. I expect that professional center to hold his own in the middle at least every once in a while. I expect our center not to be the poster child for why they banned canning the center by noseguards a while back. I expect a competent offensive coordinator to take his stymied number one receiver and move him around the formation, to implement plays designed to get him involved- bubble screens, end arounds, to work around the o-line lack of middle push with delays draws and screens. I expect an adequate head coach not to be out of timeouts before the fourth quarter even starts and to hold the others mentioned accountable for living up to the expectations of them.

I expect the first overall pick in the ’09 draft.

by IgnatiusJReilly on Sep 28, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing...

Marvin Lewis could begin his Bengals career with the number one overall pick and end it with the number one overall pick. It’s amazing how far the franchise has fallen since the zenith of 2005. Good teams find ways to win games like this, as opposed to invent ways to let a pathetic opponent win in your own house. How can a team go from taking the champs to OT and then losing to the sad-sack Cleveland Browns AT HOME while keeping their best weapon to 79 yards on 25 carries? A team with no mental toughness. Horrible.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 28, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And it really pisses me off to see Stephen Jackson carry a bad team on his back...

while Chris Perry is one of the reasons why the Bengals are terrible this year. The Bengals could have picked Jackson, and we got stuck with Omar Epps’ character from “The Program” – absent the speed, shiftiness, or talent.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 28, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Desean Jackson ripping things up in Philly -

while Simpson and Caldwell sit on their asses.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 28, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It may be

that those two are sitting because of Marvin’s incompetence, not as an indictment of their respective abilities. As shitty as this offense has been, they really couldn’t be any worse- and could gain some valuable experience before Carson has to be put to sleep like Barbaro.

by IgnatiusJReilly on Sep 28, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carson Palmer was not playing

If Palmer had played we beat the browns by 3 touchdowns

by Diesel2405 on Sep 28, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The only way to end this, is move the team

No! Support a move by a competent group of investors and football minded people to buy the freakin’ franchise from the Brown family. Put them out to pasture (a barren rocky place that is). The fans need to insist on it!

by sao402 on Sep 29, 2008 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant watch anymore

i spent the money for the Sunday Ticket, because i dont get to watch the Bengals games where i live. My buddy is a Cowboys fan so we watch all the Cowboys games as well. Every Week we suffer watching the Bengals with their lack of leadership and confidence, suffer watching Marvin’s inability to motivate the players and to show any kind of emotions on the side line. How many games have we seen where we dont have the correct personel on the field, or the play called in on time, or wasted time outs? We watch Bratkowski keep Chad in as the X Reciever and never move him around at all. We sit there every sunday before the game and wonder why Pat Sims is inactive, Why Caldwell is inactive, why Simpson dosnt get on the field. We watch the game and wonder Where is Kenny Watson? DeDe Dorsey? Why is Orien Harris playing soo much?
And then the Bengals lose the game…after mental mistakes, missed plays, dumb penalties, predictable play calling, and just being a flat out bad team week in and week out….
Then we watch the Cowboys games. Yes they did lose this week but im sure we would love it if the Bengals were 3-1. We watch as they Throw the ball down the field, move T.O. around before the snap, actually get pressure on the QB, Block for thier own running and passing game, and use their draft picks! actually get them playing time! We watch the Cowboys manage the clock and work the middle of the field. We see them ooze confidence, and if they arent winning… they fix their gameplans. and you know what? they Win! actually win games…
How can i watch next weeks game with my best friend? We dont stand a chance. I expect to lose by at least 21…at least

by firstPick on Sep 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty Schottenheimer, where are you?

FIRE MARVIN!!!

FIRE MARVIN!!!

FIRE MARVIN!!!

FIRE MARVIN!!!

by NYGreg on Sep 29, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Schottenheimer would be cool, but.....

…….I’m holding out for Cowher or better yet, just what a soft team with no mental toughness needs………………………………………Jimmie Johnson….THE MAN!

by sao402 on Sep 29, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

I’d take Cowher or Johnson in a heartbeat but neither would touch this Mike Brown-infested situation with a ten-foot pole.

by IgnatiusJReilly on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you're probably correct......

I’d take Cowher or Johnson in a heartbeat but neither would touch this Mike Brown-infested situation with a ten-foot pole.

That’s why it’s imperative that the Brown family needs to be bought out by some football minded and Cincinnati oriented investors who care deep;y and passionately about putting a first rate, winning product on the field.

As an aside, I was just watching the halftime highlights on ESPN with Berman and Jackson’s commentary and when they came to the Bengals/Browns game they just snickered and laughed as they tried their best to be professional. The Bengals are the joke of the league and everyone knows it!

by sao402 on Sep 29, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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