Carson said he’s playing at Dallas. Of course, he said he was playing yesterday as well. Last night, Lap said that there wasn’t any tendon/ligament damage, that it was entirely muscular in nature. Said Carson hit his elbow on a Giant’s helmet in the middle of his throwing motion last week- remember the ball popping up into the air?- and has been having tingling and numbness in his fingers and wrist, similar to what Brett Favre played through for a couple weeks last year. I’ve hit my elbow hard enough that I had tingling for about a week and I wasn’t going through repeated throwing motions the whole time. Really, sounds like a ginormous tweaking of the funny bone.

However, should the above be wrong, he sits rest of the year in his brother’s jersey, while Jordan, sporting #9 runs the team. We go for the ignominious- is that even a word?- 0-16 mark to at least achieve something this year, then draft Rey Malauga, Wisonsin’s Matt Shaugnessy, and Michigan State’s Javon Ringer in rounds 1, 2, & 3, respectively. Then, we give Chris Henry one of those golden parachute contracts like the Packers offered Favre to stay retired. In return, he kills the entire Brown family in a carjacking gone wrong, which, because my last name is Brown, somehow results in me being the new owner, at which point I steal Scott Paoli(sp?) from the Pats to be GM, stand back, and watch him work.

if palmer needs surgery, he should have it. chad should too. that o-line resembles the one that used to protect klinger. protected him right into not playing in the nfl.