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Don’t get the bright idea of dropping 20 pounds this offseason.

This is the most bizarre football team in NFL history. Absolutely no reason to think that such a clusterf*** of has-beens, never-was, and where’d-he’go’s would be leading the AFC North. No better rep of our team than the soft-spoken, laid back University of Texas Running Back, Cedric Benson. If you think about outside the 275 Loop, UT has an even more dubious reputation of great talent that never produces at the highest level (in this case, going from College to the NFL) than the Bengals do. Going to grad school here in Austin, I can tell you that the bengals are both blessed to have QUAN COSBY AND Cedric Benson. The talent on this team from Austin, Tejas has played against the top talent for years, but Austin is just a bit different than Cincinnati (having lived in both, but in Cincy for a dozenplus yrs more). I think Ced thought Chicago was a bigger Austin where everyone was down with winning, but didn’t see thebusiness side of this thing. Now he does, and he was put in a situation with no pressure (pure Austin- relaaaax. think matthew mcconaughey with all the lady-killing, plus the talent) , and he really just blossomed in that.

Quan Cosby on the other hand was a top student in school after having made his first $100,000 as a minor league baseball player. He went back to school, excelled in Sociology, brought awareness of economic injustice and social equity concerns across the city and has always been the finest gentleman in the public eye at all times. He is our Marvin Harrison+Wes Welker+TJ Houshmanzadeh.