The Bengals are Thankful for the Browns

by drj112379 on Nov 25, 2009 9:17 AM EST

Before I say anything else, the Browns could beat the Bengals. They really, really could. They nearly beat us the last time, and Brady Quinn tossed four touchdowns against the Lions. Hell, he could’ve tossed four touchdowns against the Powder Puff Girls and I’d still be impressed. Okay, maybe I would put a tiny asterisk next to his performance against a suspect Lions defense, but, believe it or not, the Lions still qualify as an NFL team and it’s tough to win games in this league. Just ask the Steelers about the Chiefs (and the Bengals about the Raiders).

So anyway, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here is my list of things that I’m thankful for this season:

Ten. Two Games Against the Browns Every Year: Yes, I KNOW, they almost beat us last time. It’s a rivalry game and they always play us tough at least one time per year. But we’ve been beating the Browns more often than not the past few years. And I’m hoping that one of two things (or both) happen for Sunday: One: That last second (really, no second) touchdown against the Browns demoralizes them so much that they come out flat, AND/OR Two: The Bengals are pissed off enough that they unleash their own dog pound and annihilate the Browns like the Death Star did to Alderaan. Yes, I want that kind of planet-destroying destruction. Yes, I sound like a huge nerd. Yes, I’ve not only kissed a girl but I’m married to one. No, I can’t come up with a better analogy. What do you people want from me? If you can think of a better comparison, go write your own blog. Dang. Get off my case.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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lol you're pretty funny

i think we’ll beat them pretty handily. it’s different now that we’re playing them at home.

by GrooveLeg on Nov 25, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions

waves hand these are not the droids you are looking for

sorry, couldn’t think of a way to football-it-up, but I had to use it.

I guess a winning record brings out freaks.

by supergrover on Nov 25, 2009 12:01 PM EST reply actions

Are you sure your wife is a girl!

just kidding!! get off my back, I was joking. Take it as a joke. Don’t be too sensitive and get off my case!

by WHYUS!! on Nov 25, 2009 2:34 PM EST reply actions

Coming in from the other side, I think we’ll give you a good game if Quinn can prove that last week wasn’t an utter fluke. I won’t say we’ll win, but we’ll make you work for it.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Nov 25, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions