Chad's New Name

by smoormandiddy on Dec 10, 2009 1:13 PM EST Comment 10 comments

Looks like Chad is going for a new name next year. Hachi Go

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Johnson-Ochocinco-quot-Hachi-Go-quot-Chad-p?urn=nfl,207862

According to someone who watches his broadcasts at UStream -- which I might do someday if my television is stolen, there are no books left in the world, the rest of the internet dies and a sniper is perched outside ready to kill me the second I leave my home -- Chad Ochocinco plans on changing his name again.

He made the announcement on Sunday morning before the game against the Lions. This time, the new name will be "Hachi Go," which is Japanese for "Eight Five." From Glenn S. Moore at The Dugout Sports Show:

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SO...

would he be:

Chad Javon Esteban Johnson Ochocinco Hachi Go????

“Hachi Go”, that jersey would be a hit in Japan….another marketing scandal by Eight-Five…unreal.

We’d have a whole country of Bengal Fans, what team can say that? This is interesting….verrrrrrrrry interesting.

3 yards and a pile of dust

by Hudepohl Dey on Dec 10, 2009 2:03 PM EST reply actions

Damnit!

I just bought his Ochocinco Jersey. Great googly moogly

This is our year!

by Carsonorbust on Dec 10, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions

whats the big deal?

nobody says anything when the DE from the Giants changed his name to Osi Umenyoira. Which means 72 in elvish translation.

"Ghiaciuc's play was a distraction"

by firstPick on Dec 10, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions

RE:

As long as he scores touchdowns, I’ll call him Martha if it makes it him happy.

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by Josh Kirkendall on Dec 10, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions

THIS JUST IN

Chad has just annonced that he is changing his name to UmbDay SasAy. Apparently he was visited by a film crew from the country of Pig Latin where they say he is quite popular.

by steve whodey on Dec 10, 2009 5:03 PM EST reply actions

lol

I love Chad, but I have to admit that was pretty funny.

This is our year!

by Carsonorbust on Dec 10, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions

yeah, me too but I couldn’t resist.

by steve whodey on Dec 10, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions

Sounds cool to me. On a side note, anyone else sick of the idiots showing graphics that “ocho cinco” doesn’t mean “eighty five”? It’s not supposed to, dumbasses. Eight five, ocho cinco.

by indesignkat on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 AM EST reply actions

While the NFL may raise a stink about players legally changing their names, i think the commish would be cool with this. Great way for the league to get a foot in another market.

I already have a C.Johnson jersey so I didn’t want an ochocinco but a “hachi go” would be pretty bad ass.

by JohnnyK on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM EST reply actions

I still call him Johnson I can't call a man eight five in spanish

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by WVPiratesfan on Dec 13, 2009 6:26 PM EST reply actions