I know how to fix the Bengals offensive issues!

by firstPick on Dec 14, 2009 12:04 AM EST Comment 7 comments

Finally, after all of the questions about how to fix the Bengals passing attack. I have found the answer, and its been right in front of our eyes this entire time. I actually feel stupid for not thinking of this before. Here it is....

To fix the Bengals passing problems. We have to get into our Bengals Time Machine and draft Desean Jackson insted of jerome simpson. There you have it! Fixed!

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Heh

How about we instead use the time machine to go back in time and show Paul Brown the crap that Mike Brown was going to make of this team, and ask him to sell it to someone else before he died?

by occams_tiger_teeth on Dec 14, 2009 12:34 AM EST reply actions

He wouldn't have died then and

you would’ve seen some shit hit the fan and some heads roll…

by WHYUS!! on Dec 14, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions

that might not be enough

go back a little more and tell him to pull out…what was it now, 1.8 jigawatts?

by steve whodey on Dec 14, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions

1.21 jiggawatts

"Ghiaciuc's play was a distraction"

by firstPick on Dec 14, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions

I bet he woulda had a shma-shmorshan

by 80%OFTHETIMEIMRIGHTEVERYTIME on Dec 14, 2009 2:17 AM EST reply actions

lol "it rhymes with shma-shmorshan"

"Ghiaciuc's play was a distraction"

by firstPick on Dec 14, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions

you’d also have to go back in time and prevent chad from going all prima donna last offseason, which ruined any chance the bengals would want a player like desean jackson.

i'm going to go america all over your ass!

by Raging Clue on Dec 15, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions