Bengals Passing Game, Tiger Woods Admit Sex Addictions.
by Timzilla on Dec 16, 2009 9:41 AM EST
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PrintOddbounces.com News Service - On the heels of a disgraced Tiger Woods saying he’ll leave the PGA Tour, the Cincinnati Bengals passing game has announced its leaving the NFL.
Obviously embarrassed by recent revelations of multiple indiscretions at a local Motel 6, the Bengals passing game at first denied it was knocked unconscious (with a 2-iron barbell) after backing its SUV into a tackling dummy.
To date, 50 (same as the team’s passing YPG) women have come forward, admitting to sexual encounters with the once-proud Bengals passing game. When pressed by hordes of swarming media, The Bengals Chad Ochocinco came clean.
“It’s true, we’re a sex addict,” said the renegade wide receiver of the team's crippled passing game. “Why do you think I do all that Twittering.”
The Bengals’ defense has apparently known for weeks, maybe months. Linebacker Keith Rivers said, “Everybody knows sex addicts can’t pass.” Second-year defensive tackle Pat Sims added, “We got suspicious during film reviews. Their ‘offensive’ films had really strange soundtracks, and they’d stay locked in stalls for hours. It’s sad.”
Newport’s Debbie Dallas told Oddbounces.com she ended her 4-year affair with the Bengals passing game. “Sure, that passing game was a sexy stud-muffin for awhile, wearing those really tight jeans and Donna Karan silk shirts. But it ended when they stopped going deep. A little shorty passing game doesn’t do it for me.”
The Bengals passing game refused comment.
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Ditto that ...
The ‘Dilferizing’ of Palmer and the passing game has been sad to watch. It’s like tweaking your golf swing … once you start messing with it, it’s hard to go back.
Remember
the year randy moss left the vikings and we played them and on the second play of the game chad scored on like a 58 yard pass or something?
by Purple City Middie on Dec 16, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions
Don't get me wrong ....
I’m digging the ground game. But that doesn’t mean Palmer can’t (shouldn’t) throw for 250 and 2-3 TDs per game. Boomers super bowl team did both, very well … but he had better tackles.
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