From Peter King's column today:

"The league requires Super Bowl teams to allow a neutral reporter to watch their most important practice week of the year -- and then write a report on what was seen in the practice -- even though the team and the league are allowed to sanitize the report if there's something in there either feels is an advantage to the other side. I don't think the Steelers changed a word I wrote in three practice reports."

I did a double take after reading that paragraph.  Peter King is considered a neutral reporter in reference to the Pittsburgh Steelers?  I had to go back and check the dictionary to make sure that the definition of neutral was not changed to "adj., [noo-truhl] Biased, Slanted, In the Bag for, Excessively prone to fellating individuals wearing Yellow and Black."

I'll put it in SAT language:  Peter King is to the Steelers as:

a) Dickie V. is to Duke

b) Brent Musberger is to the University of Michigan.

c) Peter King is to the Patriots.

d) All of the Above.