He crushes Santonio Holmes, for one. The hit wasn't quite a Hines Ward/Keith Rivers type of blast, but it certainly rocked the would-be Super Bowl MVP enough to where Rothlis-something had to get Holmes some help getting off of the field.

Here's hoping Crocker keeps hits like that coming in 2009.

If he's looking for ideas on how to earn his new salary, Crocker can simply refer to the video in this post. Over and over again. Just keep doing that, Chris, and we'll all be fine.

H/t to Stripe Hype for the video find.