Former Bengals defensive lineman, and media-in-training rookie, John Thornton, found this little nugget in which Miami Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter is admitting to his many personalities.

Inside the mind and body of Joey Porter there's usually a heated battle between the good guy on his shoulder and the bad one.

The good guy is named "Corporate Joey" and the trouble maker and helmet thrower is dubbed "Peezy."

That's right, the Miami Dolphins' Pro Bowl pass rusher admits he's got multiple personalities. Or better yet, different persona's.

Apparently other personalities are hiding, like "I'll take a couple of guys and jump you from behind at a black jack table" Porter.

Porter wasn't suspended, rather fined three-game checks, which further proved that justice is only justice when you're not a Cincinnati Bengal player.