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Thank You For Carson Palmer

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This post might not be what you think it is and it may very well be more suited for the Fan Posts section, but something occurred to me while we've been going back in time, to the beginning of last year's Summer of Favre: I'm glad the Bengals aren't in need of a quarterback, because I don't think I could take it if Brett Favre was somehow interested in playing in Cincinnati.

Now, I'm not going to go into some violent evisceration of Farve, ala Big Daddy Drew -- I'm just not that eloquent with cuss words -- but the fact remains:  Favre's repetitive attention whore/diva act makes me happy the Bengals have Carson Palmer. 

Dude, if you want to play, play.  Just don't have televised conversations with Ed Werder saying how you are "unequivocally" done.

Because of your premature utterances about your career, you've become a laughing stock, and believe me, as fans of the Bengals franchise, we can recognize a laughing stock as well as any fanbase.

Will the Vikings be better than the Bengals if/when Favre signs?  Probably, but I take solace in the fact that Bengals fans won't be sitting there nervously waiting for our quarterback's first four interception game -- one that will surely come at a most inopportune time -- as he predictably returns to the bad habits that help stain an otherwise impressive career.

Now, if the Bengals can just protect Palmer's face for an entire season, he might be able to fulfill some of that endless potential he's so well known for.

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My title sucks

Sorry about that…

by IFChris on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I got it, though...

Let me frame it up better for you…

Akili Smith. Jon Kitna. Gus Frerotte. Heading into the season not knowing who your starter’s going to be (like the Vikings this year…like the Jets last year…like the Bears for almost every one of the past 20 years leading up to now), but certainly knowing that you’re not exactly going to be in love with the answer to that question.

fast-forward…

Carson Palmer.

Thank You…GOD…For Carson Palmer.

by TheWalrus1971 on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're welcome.

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by Kirkendall on May 7, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God for Carson Palmer

Now it is just up to the Bengals to stop wasting away the best QB they have had in 20 years

Head First "I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball." - Pete Rose

by wight4256 on May 7, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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