Brokeback Bengals

by IFChris on Jun 9, 2009 3:46 PM EDT

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Someone had to do it, in light of the comments Josh and others referenced from Chad's "I Need Fans" article on Bengals.com. Brokeback Mountain, Chad? Really? That's the best metaphor you could use to describe the relationship between you can Carson? Not something like "Batman and Robin" or "Scooby and Scrappy" or "Fred and Barney" or... well, anything besides Brokeback? Granted, I'm on the "to each his own" train, but I'm not entirely sure that was the best reference in the world to make -- unless, of course, we don't know the whole story.

If that's the case, you don't have to share. Oh, and, of course there's a larger image. Enjoy.

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Fantastic!!!

by smoormandiddy on Jun 9, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

thanks a lot 8 5. It’s difficult enough defending ourselves as Bengals fans. Now we have this reference to deal with.

Also, the quality photoshopping above isn’t going to help matters.

by R.F. Mehl on Jun 9, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry....

I just had to do it, though. :)

by IFChris on Jun 9, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

RE:

What.

The.

Blogger at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.

by Josh Kirkendall on Jun 9, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

I plead temporary insantity...

Once you get started on these things, it’s impossible to stop.

by IFChris on Jun 9, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions

OUCH ... lol

Tough to defend THAT pic as a Bengal fan .. lol I am sure the numbers they put up together will look FAR better than the “sweet” pictures they take together .. lol I wonder who is REALLY throwin and who is REALLY catching???? Actually , they can keep that in house ….HAHAHAHAHA

"even though I was born in Toronto Canada and I love the BlueJays and the Raptors and the Leafs .. I cut my finger this morning and I was BLEEDING KC RED BABY!!!"

by T-DotChiefFanSince93 on Jun 9, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions

palmer throws (he's the Quarterback) johnson catches (he's the receiver) dah! LOL.............LOL

by featherman on Jun 9, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Bengals all time low

by Joe Goodberry on Jun 9, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

rock bottom

They say you have to hit the bottom before you can climb back up to the top.

This is our year!

by Paul Cannon on Jun 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions

Chad was doing so well

not opening his mouth.

by featherman on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions

I think you’re going to need to take that picture down…

by R.F. Mehl on Jun 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions

I heard someone's got a tight end.

by IgnatiusJReilly on Jun 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks a heap Chad

Chad, Chad, Chad….

by UpStateMike on Jun 10, 2009 6:31 AM EDT reply actions

HAHAHA, wow… that is an awesome picture. Please catch some balls this year Chad…

by 80%OFTHETIMEIMRIGHTEVERYTIME on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 AM EDT reply actions

"Please catch some balls this year Chad…"

Did you intend to say it like that?

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by Josh Kirkendall on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions

I suspect Palmer ...

… will soon put a hit out on IFChris. Can see it now … The Photoshop Murder.

by Timzilla on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

If not for that...

…then it will be for screwing with his name time and time again.

by IFChris on Jun 10, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions

That's good publicity for CJ... I'm cool with that.

Sorry Chris, sacrifices need to be made. You’ll be remembered.

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by Josh Kirkendall on Jun 12, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions

This just in! I Can't Wait!!!

ABC will be airing a new TV sitcom.

“Laverneous & Shirley” set to air this Fall!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.

There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

IFChris, please get the poster ready!

by UpStateMike on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions

by CardsDefense on Jun 10, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

So the question is

Which is worse? This or the John Morell hot dog pic with Carson?

I am going to go with the hot dog pic, because someone actually sat down at their desk, turned on their computer, looked at that picture and thought it actually looked good.

It's still a good season if we go 2-14 and beat the Steelers twice.

by Bengals FTW on Jun 10, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions