Busted: It takes time to work on Super Secret Agent Man skills
by Josh Kirkendall on Aug 17, 2009 1:13 PM EDT
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PrintChad Ochocinco played well Friday night. Cedric Benson looked and played like a feature back that could be a damn fine workhorse. However, as reader Kabash points out (who was at Friday night's game), they need some work on their super secret agent man skills, sneaking in their share of nacho chips. Hell, it's better than tater tots.
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Reason why we'll never win a Super Bowl as long as things stay the same!
And that is why as long as Chad Johnson is on the team we will NEVER win a championship. We have too many people who care more about themselves than anything else. Chad is such an attention whole it’s unbelievable. I swear, I cannot wait for the day that clown is traded.
Is it too much to ask to have players actually watching the game? Mentoring younger players? Chad is all about the cameras and the attention, nothing more.
I understand that it’s only preseason, but Jesus….GROW UP!!!! What’s even more pathetic is that we have a coach in Marvin Lewis that allows this shit to go on. When will we start acting like a professional football team and not a bout of stupid ass thugs and idiots?
Don't know how sneaking some nachos equals "stupid ass thugs and idiots,"
but I do recall reading and observing a team that was standing and watching the game from the sidelines while not on the field. Not sitting and talking amongst themselves like has been going on in Cincy for the past several years.
Dude, they snuck some nachos. Not exactly something I would call a national crisis.
by Craig Conrad on Aug 17, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay...
I know exactly what your saying…but seriously, would Bill Belichick put up with shit like that? NO!!! This team has NO discipline. More importantly, why in the hell would a player even attempt this? Act like a professional athlete! This is the same bullshit we’ve been seeing year after year with Chad “85” and Marvin Lewis…..and guess what, come January we will see the same ole’ shitty results!
This has NOTHING to do with the nachos….it has EVERYTHING to do with the discipline, or lack thereof.
by DiddyGotGrillz on Aug 17, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously people don’t see my point and I am not going to try to persuade you. Last season this team went 4-11-1. As a season ticket holder all I care about are wins. Period. Regardless if it was Pre-season week 1, week 9 of the regular season of the Super Bowl, one would think that a player that only had 540 yards receiving and 4 touchdowns would be more concerned with other things that sneeking nachos onto the sideline. Okay, he was having fun….what about helping the guys coming off the field? What about sitting down Jerome Simpson (who probably admires Chad) and helping him out instead of the ridiculous self-promotion we constantly see from Chad.
At the end of the day, Im not impressed with this senseless bullshit we see from Chad…because it doesn’t translate into W’s. Some of you might think it’s cute and funny…which is fine, because I hope Chad takes you with him when he is gone. I could care less about Pro Bowls….I care about Super Bowls and the last time I checked we’ve NEVER won one. Until the day we win one I would like to think that the players we have on this team are focused on something other than nachos.
by DiddyGotGrillz on Aug 17, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I see ...
your point. And agree. This little ‘nacho’ exhibition is par for the course with CincoTard. Marvin-coached teams will always lack the discipline and intangibles to be consistent winners. Chad’s behavior is non-stop evidence. It’s really sad.
maybe
just a bit of an overreaction? Doesn’t Chad play his best when he is loose and having fun? Christ, it was pre-season in the big easy, food at all time is mandatory.
they’re hiding from Jeremi Johnson, not the media, dude
3 yards and a pile of dust
by Hudepohl Dey on Aug 17, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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In that last picture, you see Anthony Collins walking by. You know his Jedi sense told him to be there for some reason. And god love ’em. Nachos rule.
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by Josh Kirkendall on Aug 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t seem to find a problem with this. Sorry, but football players can annihilate food. They more than burned off that order of nachos in the first series with the starting offense.
Also, the star receiver is hangin with the star tailback…..camaraderie?
3 yards and a pile of dust
I would rather they eat nachos than bitch each other out on the sidelines
by smoormandiddy on Aug 17, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Think that will be on Hard Knocks. :)
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by Josh Kirkendall on Aug 17, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
Kirk, you should email this article to Steve Sabol or someone in the HBO ranks.
3 yards and a pile of dust
by Hudepohl Dey on Aug 17, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ogochcinco
Somebody has to send that third pic to ocho’s twitter account
3 yards and a pile of dust
by Hudepohl Dey on Aug 17, 2009 3:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ogochcinco
Somebody has to send that third pic to ocho’s twitter account
3 yards and a pile of dust
by Hudepohl Dey on Aug 17, 2009 3:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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I took those photos sitting at the 50 yard line two rows from the field. Imagine my surprise when I see Ced Benson munching on some nachos. I immediately bust out the camera when I see Ochocinco come over for a taste. After snacking on the nachos, Ochocinco also broke out a Snickers from under his knee pad. On an unrelated sidenote, I recommend STubHub for buying tickets. I purchased two ticked for $60 each that said row 8, and a description of 45 yard line. Well imagine my surprise when the Superdome counts its rows in this section from row 7 and my seats are dead on the fifty. Money well spent in opinion.
Did someone bring them the Nachos or do you think Ced walked to the concession stand in full uni after they pulled in in the 2nd qtr?
Those were taken right after the second half kickoff. I can only assume someone gave them to him at some point after they left the locker room.
by Kabash on Aug 18, 2009 2:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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