Cincinnati Bengals Player Pick 'Em for Week 3

Hey y'all, been playing a fun game over on Canal Street Chronicles and since we don't seem to have anything like that here I decided we should.  If you're curious about the original idea check it out here.  Since I'm running this show I'll be making a few tweaks but the rules are still going to be pretty simple.

The basic idea is that you pick one player -- other than a QB, P, or PK -- that you think will score points for the Bengals in week 3 against the Pittsburgh Steelers.  So the easy "cop out" of Carson Palmer or Shane Graham is not allowed.  And since nobody wants Carson going down, all QBs including Jordan and JT are not allowed either, although if another player tosses a TD pass out of a trick play formation that will count.  Any form of scoring points by any other position counts, whether tossing a TD pass, catching one, running it in, returning an INT/FUM for a score, or a safety where they are given at least partial credit for it on the official NFL game log.  If Chad kicks a PAT again that also counts.

Points will be cumulative from week to week.  Unfortunately all you get for being in the lead after week 17 is bragging rights, but it should still be fun to play anyway.

Here's where it gets complicated.  You get rewarded for originality.  Your primary means of getting points is from picking a player that other participants did not pick.  For example, let's say there are 8 participants and 6 of them pick Benson and two pick Ocho.  We'll further assume that both players scored.  The two who picked Ocho would each get 6 points and the six who picked Benson would only get two points.

You also get rewarded for picking a defensive player because it's less likely they will actually score.  To make it even more worthwhile to pick a defensive player I'm going to make it a bit easier for them to get points than coldpizza does.  For us if the defensive player actually scores via a defensive play (if he's put in as an extra TE/FB/whatever like the Patriots used to do with Mike Vrabel and he runs in a TD / catches a TD pass he's considered an offensive score) he's worth 3x the normal rate.  If he recovers a turnover (either by catching the INT or recovering the fumble) and the Bengals either have possession at the of the play or another player on our team scores during the run-back, he's worth 2x the normal rate.  And if he causes a fumble but does not actually recover it (but another Bengal does) he's still worth the basic one point rate.

Clear as mud?  Here is a quick overview:

1) Pick one player.  (Make it easy on me, make him the title of your post.  Both first and last name please.)
2) An offensive score is worth one point per participant who did not pick your player.
3) A defensive player is worth 3/2/1 point per participant who did not pick your player based on if he 3) actually scored, 2) gained possession of the ball for the team, or 1) allowed the Bengals to gain possession by causing a fumble another player recovered.
4) Keep commentary to the bare minimum please.
5) Try to be original yet still pick somebody you think has a realistic chance to score or cause a turnover.
6) Only ONE (1) player entry per contestant, per week is allowed.
7) Deadline for player entries each week is THIRTY (30) minutes prior to kickoff.