Ochocinco Sexes His Knee Up

by IFChris on Jan 6, 2010 5:14 PM EST in Injury

That's video of Chad Ochocinco proposing to the cheerleader from a few seasons ago. Considering the topic of this post, I think it's fitting. In order to test the health of his recently-MRId left knee, Ocho used a method of testing most men would approve of:

He had sex... And talked to the press about it.

Naturally.

When asked about his knee -- the report appears in the New York Post, surprisingly enough -- Eight Five indicated the moves he used mid-coitus gives him confidence his knee is good shape. Joking or not, one thing's for sure: Considering who Ochocinco will be going up against on Saturday, super-stud/cornerback supreme Darrelle Revis, he'll need his knees to be as healthy as possible.

A gimpy knee = doom against a player like Revis.

In other news, I'm left wondering if Marvin Lewis suggested Ocho's method of treatment. Now that would be a conversation I would love to see on HBO's Hard Knocks.

It would shame the financial advice discussion we we're privy to.

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this calls for a comment by Grooveleg

by featherman on Jan 6, 2010 5:27 PM EST reply actions

What do Chad Johnson and Whitney Houston have in common?

They both got beat up by A man!

by Not4Cici on Jan 6, 2010 6:21 PM EST reply actions

Chad Johnson IS NOT Tiger Woods

Tiger got beat by a woman – Chaddie got whooped by a guy!

by Not4Cici on Jan 6, 2010 6:27 PM EST reply actions

This might be the first time I'm actually disappointed in Chad

Besides the trade me BS, that is.

Those who know me know I’m a big Ocho supporter, but dude… You’re a role model for kids. You can’t be talking about sex in any way, shape, or form. Be mature.

by WhoDeyDerek on Jan 7, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions

Yeah, cuz our kids can't hear ANYTHING about sex!!!!

by MikeyPedersen on Jan 7, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions

you’re telling chad to be mature and complaining that he talked about sex? oh, sweet irony.

i'm going to go america all over your ass!

by Raging Clue on Jan 7, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions

On his Facebook

He said that it was only a joke that the Post took seriously. I agree that he is a role model for kids, but at the same time, he’s a grown ass man. He should be a little more guarded with his words and topics of discussion with the press, but I think that if Hard Knocks taught us anything, it’s that these people are grown men who do and say grown man things. I welcome the levity and tongue-in-cheek comments, it makes him seem a lot more human. We both like sex. We have a lot in common now.

"Taco fillings!"

by Lucky Pierre on Jan 7, 2010 1:25 AM EST reply actions

Agreed, Pierre.

But he knows anything he says is highly likely to get printed. I’m sure it was just a joke but come on. There are little kids out there that look up to him.

by WhoDeyDerek on Jan 7, 2010 5:39 AM EST up reply actions