When James Walker Attacks: The Narcissism Of Fan-Deprecating Love
When James Walker sits at his desk pondering the questions in life -- should he get the round nacho chips or the triangle ones -- one has to believe that when he comments on Bengals fans, kicking them because it's such a great past time for objective ESPN writers that suck the taint of popularity rather than insight, just how narcissistic ESPN's AFC North writer really is.
Over the weekend, Walker expanded on his "Bengals fans suck" belief, writing:
I wrote recently that Bengals fans disappear and reappear in the blog more than any other fan base in the division. They were out in droves last year and the offseason after they swept the division. But now you can hear a pin drop after a slow start. That may change if Cincinnati beats the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, but that is still poor fandom. The AFC North blog is a place to find out what's right and what's wrong with your favorite team. But Bengals fans can never seem to handle the latter. Even Browns fans, who have significantly less to cheer about, have stuck with their team throughout the three seasons I've ran this blog.
Yes, this is actually his writing. Let's break it down:
"They were out in droves last year and the offseason after they swept the division. But now you can hear a pin drop after a slow start. That may change if Cincinnati beats the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, but that is still poor fandom."
You can imagine the total shock on my face learning that James Walker, not the Scorpion King, became the God of everything related to Bengals fandom in a memo that we were obviously excluded from. If you literally don't email him, or send him cute little tweets, then you're not just a bad Bengals fan, you're making all of us bad Bengals fans as well. And here I'm thinking that every AFC North SB Nation blog runs circles around the work that Walker does. And most of us are paid just enough to support really bad addictions. Our community so kicks ESPN's community like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
However, the edjumacating continues, learning what it means to be a good fan, specifically contacting Walker once a week and writing "Bengals" in the subject without a single word typed in the content -- so you know, we're being awarded all sorts of super awesome happy fandom points -- we can totally join the ranks of "people that still don't give a shit about what Walker says." Yea, I suppose we're kind of narcissistic in our own little way. That being said, make sure you email Walker once a day. You can chat about anything, like why Fruity Pebbles is so the bomb, provided you put Bengals in the subject line.
Narcissism? Oh, yea.
"The AFC North blog is a place to find out what's right and what's wrong with your favorite team. But Bengals fans can never seem to handle the latter. Even Browns fans, who have significantly less to cheer about, have stuck with their team throughout the three seasons I've ran this blog."
This isn't just about his careless insults of Bengals fans. I mean, really. The man himself is completely awash in his bubble bath of love, staring at the mirror and saying, "I'm goddamn fantastic." He makes the Old Spice look humble. But what can you do? Put up with the insults, help adjust his attitude in the comments (which he probably doesn't even read first hand) or email him so you'll get a fantastic response of narcissistic silence? No. When one loves themselves so much that they're participating in a one-man orgy narcissistic love, you really can't talk to them.
So we will say good bye to James Walker for now, for we are mere mortals in the gog of life, only hoping to one day graduate to the kiddie table by Thanksgiving.
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posts like the ones you quoted above
are the reason i gave up reading that blog long ago and switched over to cincyjungle
For here all are one
His blog is pathetic
Never do I agree with what he writes or does he accurately depict what is actually going on with the team or it’s fans. He is a hypocrite because his M.O. is jumping on the bandwagon of winning AFC North teams and slamming the teams that are losing. So what does he do special? Nothing. Jungle is the place.
Bengals 2010. Road to the Superbowl
so your mad at him?
because he praises a team for doing well and is hard on them when they disappoint? sorry, but thats EXACTLY what his job is. when your team plays well enough to deserve praise, he and other sports writers will give it to you. when you continue to lose they will continue to point out why your team is losing. for instance- the fact that your team is so sloppy that it has 12 men on the field. TWICE. in one game
by steel.curtain.number2 on Oct 25, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
j walk is an idiot
maybe bengals fans dont comment because they dont read the dumb shit he posts. is it really a smart thing to bash the people you rely on to make a living. its unprofessional and just idiotic
James Walker is a jack ass, what does he know.
I read that blog the other day. Just because some Bengals fans start talking shit when we win a few games doesn’t mean every Bengals fan is like that. That is as narrow minded as saying that just because some people in an ethnic group are assholes, the whole race is like that. What he is saying sounds like bigotry to me and someone should report his ass.
I personally never talk shit to other teams fans because it is low class. Now if you know for a fact your team can back it up that is one thing, or if you have won multiple Super Bowls. We haven’t won anything consistently in the past 20 years to warrant trash talk.
Any fan from another team that comes on to our website and talks shit probably has no life to begin with and they are so pathetic that they don’t even warrant a response anyway. This is usually done by Pittsburg and Baltimore fans (most of them are bandwagon fans anyways) who feel the need to make up for their intellectual deficiencies, and microscopic phallus’ by using their team to boost their low self-esteem.
It ain't easy being greasy...
He said micrcopic phallus'
giggle
How will Chris Carpenter explain this to his children?
so if you put a shift 8 on each side of what you write in the message section does it turn it bold?
How will Chris Carpenter explain this to his children?
Busy wacking his pud over the Steelers
I have read his blog and have found very few, if any, insightful articles. And worse yet, JW has no clue about the loyalty of the fan base of the Bengals. He’s too busy admiring himself because Steeler fans are telling him how wonderful and insightful he is. It’s easy to jump on the bandwagon of a team that has produced a consistent winning team, but when you’re a Bengals fan, you have to be ready for all the ups and downs that come with this organization. It’s like yesterdays game – one minute you’re in the gutter wondering why you’re even watching the game after half time – to jumping for joy as they take a lead – only to be kicked in the teeth again as they find a way to lose. You truly have to be a Bengals fan to put up with that every week!
I come to this site for all of my bengals news now.
The rest of them only write superficial crap anyways. Who cares what James Walkers opinion is? What makes him an expert at football or anything for that matter? His writing and researching skills are below average at best, and he just waits until someone else has written the story, then plagiarizes what someone else says. The guy is a douche.
It ain't easy being greasy...
dont blame james walker
for writing what he observes. hes the one who can see his inbox, not you. you bengals fans were all high and mighty last year after sweeping the division, and proceeded to do nothing in the playoffs. now that your team (and more importantly your terrible QB) is showing its true colors you cinci fans have apparently stopped emailing him because of the embarrassment. have fun watching your bengals return to the dumps of the nfl
by steel.curtain.number2 on Oct 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
Steel, you have no idea what trials we Bengals fans have to deal with.
Sure we jump on when there is some light at the end of the tunnel. It is like a thirsty man gulping down a glass of cold water. Let me ask you, could you still be a strong fan if you know right up front that the owner of yout team will never allow it to thrive? We are Bengals fans, we have no less character or quality than Steeler of Ravens fans. You guys have an owner who allows a GM to manage your team as a professional. We have a wealthy owner who treats this team like a hobby. I have never actually seen MB smile. When he dies we have dunder head Katie Brown to look forward to. You have no frame of reference in judging us. You have a team that may be down for a year or maybe two years – not decades. I think we are a very loyal fan base considering the team we have to root for. For us, sweeping the division was equivilant to the Steelers winning the SB. Everyone in the media and the AFCN takes great plraseur in stomping on us when we are down – and we are down a lot. Do you actually expect us to like it?
Please don’t say “maybe you should become Ravens or Steeler fans?” – that is not an option.
"If we always agree, one of us is not necessary"
James Walker...
…can’t deal with his own begrudgery. Maybe he has issues over his time as a beat reporter in Cincinnati. It shouldn’t come as any surprise that Bengals fans have no time for him. He’s not worth it.
you certainly had the time for him
last year
by steel.curtain.number2 on Oct 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
OK - admit it
steel.curtain.number2 is really a pseudonym for James Walker
haha sorry to disappoint you.
but as much as sportswriters piss me off, the truth is they are so back and forth because thats exactly what the league is. one minute your team is doing well and everyone is saying your a superbowl contender, and the next youve lost a couple games and everyone is saying that youll get a top 5 draft pick. so when people attack the writers personally i get a bit annoyed. they are doing their job, you cant say they are biased when they are criticizing your team and then say theyre a good writer when theyre praising your team.
by steel.curtain.number2 on Oct 25, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
He was critisizing the fans and not the team. Read it next time, before you post a comment. B/c there is a big difference between the two.
i did read it.
i read it when he first said it. i was referring to how many of the people on this blog were saying he is a “jackass” “idiot” and how he apparently plagiarizes other people’s work without doing any of his own “below average at best” research. walker has been criticizing the bengals recently because of their poor play, which has led to many bengals fans to either stop emailing him or stop reading his blog altogether. this is why he has noticed the decline in cinci fandom
by steel.curtain.number2 on Oct 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It's confusing, because he is encouraging and promoting the most outrageous and outspoken fans
This is somewhat maddening.
First off, a lack of chest-puffing statements about how great our team is (when they’re not, at least right now) doesn’t automatically imply a lack of support. At least not to me.
I would think as a blog attached to a major sports media outlet (ESPN), he would welcome visitors and input to his site, good bad or indifferent. To tear down a fanbase for how they are or aren’t responding? I would rather he focus on giving us information, than measuring how much fan mail he gets out loud.
Most of all, he calls out Bengals fans for not talking trash, for not making bravado statements, then turns around and weekly gives a spotlight to the MOST OUTRAGEOUS commenter of the week? Seriously, it’s a segment called “AFC North Homer of the Week”. and it’s usually accompanied by some breakdown of how wacky or crazy Fan X is for saying such outlandish things!
Which one is it? Do you want us to be vocal and passionate, to provide him with content and material, or to shut up and wait for the season to end, so we can properly assess how we (obviously) should have felt from the beginning?
Hey Josh,
With posts written like this one, it’s no wonder why this is the best blog site on the net. Maybe Walker needs to learn how to write first. At least write something that would be interesting. Maybe, Walker needs to be schooled by someone such as yourself, as to how to spark interest in fans. He’s a used up douche!
RE:
I’d take his job, but then Steelers fans may be complaining about me like we are with Walker. :-) Appreciate the kind words buddy..
Managing Editor at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.
by Josh Kirkendall on Oct 25, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I found this to be interesting
Walker joined ESPN.com in 2008 after three seasons covering the Cleveland Browns for the Columbus Dispatch. He also covered the Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland Cavaliers at the Dispatch. Walker grew up in Hyattsville, Md., before attending Temple University, graduating with a B.A. in communications and mass media. He resides in the Cleveland area.

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