NFL Poll: Prilosec Victory of the Week

This post is sponsored by Prilosec.

It's bad enough that the Cleveland Browns beat the Cincinnati Bengals. How can any red-blooded man or woman feel that using Brownie The Elf actually was a good idea. I mean, look at it. Call it an elf, it looks like a damned fairy.

What's worse is having to deal with coworkers in a city that tends to favor the Browns slightly more than the Bengals, craving to return to a cave I was once trapped in that was the home of man-sized bats, last seen on SyFy's original corny movie marathon.

Yes, yes. You won, I ignore my coworkers. Unfortunately for you, my unfortunate coworkers, I have the power to install a virus on your computer that will flip the desktop upside down, spike your speakers with totally inappropriate Korean phrases, forcing you to go to extreme lengths to maintain your dignity. They're learning though. I didn't even have to do it more than 15 times. Then again, I can't completely blame them. They are, after all, cheering for a team that's long taken over Cincinnati's role as cellar dwellers in the division. Beating a division champion from the year before, after going winless through three games, is a big deal.

Such a big deal that one of the six nominations for the Prilosec Victory of the week is Cleveland's win over Cincinnati. Also nominated this week is Jacksonville's win over the Indianapolis Colts, Donovan McNabb's win over the Philadelphia Eagles, the Ravens over the Steelers, the Patriots over the Dolphins and the Broncos over the Titans.

Vote for this week's Prilosec Victory of the Week -- remember, if you don't vote, my children starve and a puppy dies.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Cincy Jungle

You must be a member of Cincy Jungle to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Cincy Jungle. You should read them.

Join Cincy Jungle

You must be a member of Cincy Jungle to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Cincy Jungle. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker