Man, our team sucks, our owner gives us no hope, none of our players are as good as they thought we were (except T.O. and Carson, they're probably better), we're out of the playoffs and from the looks of it, Marvin's gone, which could be just as bad as we think it'll be good. Bratkowski will likely return, Zimmer will likely leave, we'll lose a lot of key players and once again, we're bottom of the league while the Browns somehow figured out how to be good.

But hey, at least Nike can make a good jersey, right?

via lulzimg.com

Nope. Guess not.

I can't really figure out what I hate more. The helmet, the pants, the plain jersey, the sleeves, or just evrything in general. At least the shoes look nice.

Sigh.