Create-A-Caption To An Empty Bengals Stadium
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In a strange occurence, seveal thousand fans simultaneously dissapear, along with the offense in the second half.
Investigators suspect foul play.
This is our year!
RE:
Sounds like The Event
Managing Editor at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.
by Josh Kirkendall on Nov 22, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joey Votto MVP YES!!!!!!
I’m pumped!!!!
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Empty seats for an empty hearted team.
What do you do when there's no way out? Find a way to get deeper in it.
"Seats like Dentist Chairs"
Both produce pain & numb feelings. Next home game “Kroger Day” free bag with paid attendance.
by Vman in Germany on Nov 22, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions
Just as the President was getting ready to reveal Sophia and her people.......boom! Half the fans in PBS disappear.
How will Chris Carpenter explain this to his children?
That is the "say whatever you want" section
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
Or the "I can see the stadium of a real professional team from here" section
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
What did one Paul Brown Stadium seat say to another?
Finally, we’ll be able to breathe for quite some time now!
What do you do when there's no way out? Find a way to get deeper in it.
When asked for comment about the non-sellout crowd,
owner Mike Brown responded “if no one saw it, it doesn’t count as a loss, right?”
It's time to sink or Zim.
by Pardon_My_French on Nov 22, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
RE:
Alright, that’s actually pretty funny.
Managing Editor at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.
by Josh Kirkendall on Nov 22, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
With every one gone,
Where’s the family section so I can curse, spit and spill beer (on accident of course).
+1 NICE
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Half the crowd won't admit they have a problem
the other half (empty seats) is at they’re weekly “Bengals Anonymous” meeting.
"When you chart (the plays) and see where it broke down there was no common theme to it." - Bob Bratkowski
they're = their
"When you chart (the plays) and see where it broke down there was no common theme to it." - Bob Bratkowski
+1 this is just getting better
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Only his family is there
"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche
by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the caption: "Mike Brown's legacy"
That’s the only caption we need. His poor management has emptied the seats at PBS.
by BonnieBengal on Nov 22, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WHO CARES!
This is the bengals management new motto. WHO CARES! Mike Brown and company have decided to replace WHO DEY with WHO CARES! genius purely genius.
No caption but I just put this up on the youtube
T.O. “We’re just terrible. That’s just plain and simple.”
by Tim Krumrie's broken leg on Nov 22, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions
check the phone is it saturday?
by BoomerEsiasonsLoveChild on Nov 22, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions
Elbow Room!!!
Paul Brown Stadium: Spacious Design, Quiet People, and, best of all, NO TRAFFIC! Tickets going fast take your time
Heeeeey, Ochocinco, he's a good guy, no?
"The return of Fitzpatrick highlights the return of the Bungals"
Moisture is the essense of wetness, and wetness is the essense of beauty.
"Mike Brown finds silver lining in the sky as he claims there was at least less booing"
Moisture is the essense of wetness, and wetness is the essense of beauty.
Will the last season ticket holder turn off the lights on their way out?
" I for one, welcome our new Buffalo overlords. " - Whokebe
by palewook on Nov 22, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Bengals felt the plight of the housing market
And they decided to provide a 1:1 ratio of what it looks like for visual purposes.
MB to Katie
Look at all of the room for potential growth Katie. Plus with all of the empty seats we can cut the cost of clean up in half. Mo money! Mo money. On top of that we can replace Marvin with one of those guys who post on Cincyjungle for half his salery. Looks like another profitable year to me. Life is good ain’t it. It had me worried last year when we actually won. I thought I might have made to mistake of overpaying for real talent. Looks like I was spot on after all. BTY, do you still have that dollar off coupon for Burger King. I feel like celebating with a Whopper – hell I might even spring for the cheese.
"If we always agree, one of us is not necessary"
by JUNGLEJOHN on Nov 23, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

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