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Create-A-Caption To An Empty Bengals Stadium

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Sounds like The Event

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by Josh Kirkendall on Nov 22, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Joey Votto MVP YES!!!!!!

I’m pumped!!!!

"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche

by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Empty seats for an empty hearted team.

What do you do when there's no way out? Find a way to get deeper in it.

by jimbasa on Nov 22, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

"Seats like Dentist Chairs"

Both produce pain & numb feelings. Next home game “Kroger Day” free bag with paid attendance.

by Vman in Germany on Nov 22, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

That is the "say whatever you want" section

"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche

by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

Or the "I can see the stadium of a real professional team from here" section

"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche

by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What did one Paul Brown Stadium seat say to another?

Finally, we’ll be able to breathe for quite some time now!

What do you do when there's no way out? Find a way to get deeper in it.

by jimbasa on Nov 22, 2010 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

When asked for comment about the non-sellout crowd,

owner Mike Brown responded “if no one saw it, it doesn’t count as a loss, right?”

It's time to sink or Zim.

by Pardon_My_French on Nov 22, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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Alright, that’s actually pretty funny.

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by Josh Kirkendall on Nov 22, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

With every one gone,

Where’s the family section so I can curse, spit and spill beer (on accident of course).

by WHYUS!! on Nov 22, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Half the crowd won't admit they have a problem

the other half (empty seats) is at they’re weekly “Bengals Anonymous” meeting.

"When you chart (the plays) and see where it broke down there was no common theme to it." - Bob Bratkowski

by featherman on Nov 22, 2010 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

they're = their

"When you chart (the plays) and see where it broke down there was no common theme to it." - Bob Bratkowski

by featherman on Nov 22, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 this is just getting better

"In Zim We Trust"-TennBengalfan
"You don't live in Cleveland, You live in Cincinnati"-Sam Wyche

by TennBengalfan on Nov 22, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the caption: "Mike Brown's legacy"

That’s the only caption we need. His poor management has emptied the seats at PBS.

by BonnieBengal on Nov 22, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

+1

The perfect caption!

by snake19 on Nov 22, 2010 3:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Empty

Oooo was it a game today!!!!

by i am will on Nov 22, 2010 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

WHO CARES!

This is the bengals management new motto. WHO CARES! Mike Brown and company have decided to replace WHO DEY with WHO CARES! genius purely genius.

by Diesel2405 on Nov 22, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

check the phone is it saturday?

by BoomerEsiasonsLoveChild on Nov 22, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Elbow Room!!!

Paul Brown Stadium: Spacious Design, Quiet People, and, best of all, NO TRAFFIC! Tickets going fast take your time

Heeeeey, Ochocinco, he's a good guy, no?

by bill schwab on Nov 22, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Invizible Fanz

Get Me a Cheezburger, Pumpkie!

by BeerRun on Nov 22, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

What was once a team, is now a lolcat. excellent

Heeeeey, Ochocinco, he's a good guy, no?

by bill schwab on Nov 22, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"The return of Fitzpatrick highlights the return of the Bungals"

Moisture is the essense of wetness, and wetness is the essense of beauty.

by Blue Steel on Nov 22, 2010 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Will the last season ticket holder turn off the lights on their way out?

" I for one, welcome our new Buffalo overlords. " - Whokebe

by palewook on Nov 22, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Bengals felt the plight of the housing market

And they decided to provide a 1:1 ratio of what it looks like for visual purposes.

by TheCinWin on Nov 23, 2010 1:15 AM EST reply actions  

MB to Katie

Look at all of the room for potential growth Katie. Plus with all of the empty seats we can cut the cost of clean up in half. Mo money! Mo money. On top of that we can replace Marvin with one of those guys who post on Cincyjungle for half his salery. Looks like another profitable year to me. Life is good ain’t it. It had me worried last year when we actually won. I thought I might have made to mistake of overpaying for real talent. Looks like I was spot on after all. BTY, do you still have that dollar off coupon for Burger King. I feel like celebating with a Whopper – hell I might even spring for the cheese.

"If we always agree, one of us is not necessary"

by JUNGLEJOHN on Nov 23, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

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