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Describe Mike Brown with one word

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I could go through a laundry list of the achievements this man has made through his career. Achievements contrary to what you normally think of when you hear that word. We've been beating this dead horse for quite sometime now. You know the most obvious one being "The quickest owner to 200 losses and the slowest to 100 wins" or a more recent one "The only team ever to allow more than 20 yard runs in 13 consecutive games". Quite frankly hearing these types of things have made me more frustrated with this team than ever before and I'm absolutely positive most of you are right with me on this.

So I thought of an idea here to maybe loosen things up around here and get a couple laughs. Describe Mike Brown with one word (preferably in the subject box) and then use that word in a sentence or phrase in the most hilarious, comical, and creative way you can think of.

Example: Homer

"Not only is Mike Brown as dumb as Homer Simpson he looks like him to!"

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Okay I know that's not extremely hilarious but I made the comparison along time ago and decided to bring the idea back so you guys would get the point. I have a feeling a lot of you can come up with better and hopefully we get a lot of participation and a lot of laughs out this. Now we don't want this to get shut down so remember lets not turn this in to a vulgar and obscene kind of thing keep the cursing down but at the same time have a damn !@#$! !@#$ !#!@$ sense humor. Hell maybe even make a competition out of it. Utilize the Rec button to keep score of the one you thinks best. Okay enough said guys "Describe Mike Brown with one word" and then use it in a sentence or phrase to describe why you picked that word.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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