Good Ben Roethlisberger Jokes
by drj112379 on Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM EDT
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Print1. NFL Comissioner Roger Goodell has told Ben Roethlisberger that he’ll be out of the action for the first 6 weeks of the NFL season. But Ben was relieved. "Why is that?" asked Hines Ward. Ben responded, "Out of action for six weeks… I’m pretty sure the Commish was just talking about me playing football."
2. The Steelers drafted a center in the first round of the draft. At least he can now grab-ass a person without getting arrested.
3. For the first six weeks of the 2010 season, the only passes Roethlisberger will be making will be in bars.
4. A woman is suing Santonio Holmes for assaulting her in a nightclub. And suddenly, Ben Roethlisberger has a wingman.
5. Ben Roethlisberger will not appeal his suspension. He plans on just closing his eyes, accepting it, and hoping it ends quickly.
6. Roger Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York. Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with Roethlisberger.
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There's a new burger being offered in Pittsburgh called the Roethlis-burger...
It’s just like a regular hamburger but you’re forced to eat it…
by Diminished Glu on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Slightly edited punchline.
It’s much smaller then a regular hamburger, so they have to force you to eat it…
by RedsMasochist on Apr 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Roethlisberger painted his schlong orange and black because he couldn't beat the bengals in real life.
by DonMegga on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Ummmm he owns the Bungles....
If his schlong were black and orange he would have carpal tunnel by now…. Bwahahahahaha Now that’s funny
If his schlong were black and orange, your tonsils would be too.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
rec'ing the shit out of that
"Laynce, hit a homer here, I will never, ever say another bad thing about you." - Ash
I guess you're a doctor by your user name.
Going around and checking other peoples tonsils. Sounds like Big Ben showed you how to check them…
Did you study behind Big Ben? Or in front of him?
That was about as creative as a Roethlisberger pick up line.
“Hey baby, are you drunk enough to want to have sex with me yet?”
That Big Ben guy is smooth.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
by RedsMasochist on May 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he is the owner of Robert Gathers' ass-print all over his jersey.
I don’t think that’s what you meant though.
No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.
Ummm maybe you didn't watch football last year
Dr. Del and Roethlisberger are as cool as fanny packs.
Steelers front office still trying to trade Roethlisberger
If unable to make a trade, Ben will force himself on an unwilling team while his bodyguards block the door.
A Horse walks into a bar in Pittsburgh
Ben Roethlisberger says “My God! I could just pay for whores instead of forcing myself on underage drunk chicks and save millions!”
A Bengals fan walks into a bar, and he says to a Steeler fan
“Hey what is that ? I’ve never seen anything like that before.” The Steeler fan replies, “That doesn’t surprise me, it’s a Superbowl trophy!” Bwahahahahaha
"Ben Roethlisberger happy accuser dosen't take stand"
according to the accuser if she had to take the stand she states “by the end of my testimony they would be calling him Little Ben”.
"We don't report the murders just the beatings!"
You know
The troll comments on here are almost as funny as the jokes. The fact that they are trying to be serious is that much better.
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