Generally speaking, ESPN headlines are descriptive enough to give you an idea of the story. Sometimes though, just sometimes, they're not so clear. For instance.

After my anxiety slowed and my eyes reduced from bulging grenades learning that Dhani Jones is firmly seated on the Bengals roster, I clicked on the link and read about UC's Demetrius Jones, who went from Notre Dame quarterback to Cincinnati linebacker, being released from the Bearcats program.