Chad Ochocinco To Host WWE Raw On Monday
by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 10, 2010 10:34 AM EDT
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PrintIf you were to check out a lineup of Bengals players that could possibly be on WWE Raw, which player would you pick? Carson Palmer? Not a chance. Andrew Whitworth? He looks the role, doesn't he? What about Rey Maualuga, Jonathan Fanene and Domata Peko becoming the Samoan Skullbashers? That would be kind of a neat; wild hair, tattoos and a bunch of spinning kicks and headbutts.
The truth is, when someone asks you a question of what player doing something off the field, most likely you're thinking of the Bengals player that has his own cereal, aren't you?
And your instincts wouldn't fail you now.
According to WWE's website, Chad Ochocinco will host RAW this Monday night when the WWE invades Cincinnati. No word on if he's going to wrestle.
Would it surprise anyone if Hines Ward comes out, bashes Chad in the back of the head with a steal chair? Just as he jumps out of the ring, explosions take place near the entrance with Slayer's Reigning Blood pumping out riffs of menace and destruction.
"No, no. It's him. He's come for retribution!"
Keith Rivers slowly walks down the ramp while the crowd goes crazy. Ward looks to his left, his right, points his finger and slides back into the ring only to find Chad Ochocinco's boot crush Ward in the gut, giving him the Ochodriver (a form of the pile driver). Rivers and Chad stand in the middle of the ring and the ballistic crowd drives synchronized shouts of Who Dey.
Now that would be badass.
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Words cannot express how freaking awesome that would be!
Would it surprise anyone if Hines Ward comes out, bashes Chad in the back of the head with a steal chair? Just as he jumps out of the ring, explosions take place near the entrance with Slayer’s Reigning Blood pumping out riffs of menace and destruction.
“No, no. It’s him. He’s come for retribution!”
Keith Rivers slowly walks down the ramp while the crowd goes crazy. Ward looks to his left, his right, points his finger and slides back into the ring only to find Chad Ochocinco’s boot crush Ward in the gut, giving him the Ochodriver (a form of the pile driver). Rivers and Chad stand in the middle of the ring and the ballistic crowd drives synchronized shouts of Who Dey.
Now that would be badass.
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by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 10, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Really
Can Chad focus on football PLEASE?!?!? His preseason wasn’t all that impressive…
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by Pardon_My_French on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously? Is this a serious post?
Its on a MONDAY when they dont practice. He will be back on the practice field on tuesday. Im guessing you have a job right? Is the only thing you do is your job? Maybe you should put down the nintendo controller and focus on work all day everyday, And there wasnt a damn thing wrong with his preseason. Chad season stats 70 receptions, 950 yds, 9 TD’s. gauranteed
He spent a lot of the offseason on reality shows, too
Just sayin. I hope he does well. I picked him to score in the pick ‘em. But he’s making me a tad nervous.
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by Pardon_My_French on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He's got to make enough money to cover his fines for this year.....
Give the guy a break.
This is our year!
His preseason didn't look too impressive
as Palmer was working on timing and chemistry with Owens. They didn’t get much time to work together. Sure they worked out together before training camp out in CA, but that wasn’t with the playbook. Carson has been throwing to Chad for 6 years, their timing and chemistry is fine, just as Chad’s season will be fine.
by Oregonbengalsfan on Sep 10, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
Not a wrestling fan anymore, but whatever. I’d rather he do it in the offseason. But since it’ll happen, I’d rather see him come out to Hulk Hogan’s old song “Real American”.
I hates me some rasslin
but I might be inclined to check this out. is it on free tv?
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
also Hines w/ a "steal chair"?
freudian “Stealers” slip?
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 10, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Totally intentional.
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by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 10, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
It's on USA
Characters welcome, and Chad is quite a character.
by LooseCannon on Sep 10, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON CHAD, I AM A BIG OCHO FAN AND I HAVE ALWAYS DEFENDED HIM WHEN OTHERS CALLED HIM A CANCER
but it’s football time finally and this team could be playing in Dallas when all the smoke clears. This is what gives people ammo against you but if you go out and light up the Patriots secondary you will have nothing to worry about as long as we win the game on Sunday.
Kenneth Lewis Moore
he’s not allowed to do something non-football related on his off night?
i'm going to go america all over your ass!
by Raging Clue on Sep 11, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Note to Chad
Just because someone invites you doesn’t mean you have to go! Pick and choose, man.
by BonnieBengal on Sep 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, the WWF...I mean E.
It’s been a loooong time since I had any interest in wrestling. Honestly, I think it’s about stupid, but I did like it as a kid. The description of Ocho and Ward and Rivers coming down, etc…that was frikin hilarious. I was LMAO. For a moment, I was a kid again, and that scene was awesome, lol.
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