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Open Thread Quarter 2: Cincinnati Bengals (0) at New England Patriots (10)

Can we please, please stop this man? (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

The Bengals opened the season with the ball in Foxborough and they looked to air the ball out early. Carson Palmer was 1/2 for 14 yards and took a sack on the opening possession, and Terrell Owens dropped the incomplete pass on a fly route when rookie Devin McCourtney got a hand in the break it up. Benson had 2 carries for 8 yards, but the sack killed the drive on 3rd and 2.

The Patriots came out on fire, with a play action pass to rookie tight end Aaron Hernandez for 50 yards getting the Patriots into the redzone. A quick screen that everyone had to have seen coming with Wes Welker lined up behind two tight ends on the left led to the first 7 points for the Patriots. Shoddy tackling and a blown assignment can be blamed for this one. The Bengals defense simply failed to adjust to the play action and telegraphed bubble screen that led to the touchdown.

On the Bengals' second possession, after a 9-yard pass to Ochocinco to start the drive, the Bengals offense stalled on a failed stretch hand off to Benson and a hurried Palmer incomplete pass to resident punching bag Daniel Coats. The defense at this point needed badly to step up and bail out the stagnant-so-far offense. The Patriots picked up 15 yards on 5 plays before a bubble screen, again, resulted in a first down for the Patriots. There was some offensive pass interference on the play that went uncalled. Turns out that 3rd down was pretty pivotal, as Fred Taylor ripped a big run behind amazing blocking and Bengal over pursuit. Another 3rd down, this time in the red zone. The Bengals defense comes through on a Kevin Faulk drop (of what would have been a touch down pass), and holds the Patriots to a field goal.

A Benson fumble capped off the first quarter. Things are looking dire for the Bengals so far, and they ma be facing a a large deficit at halftime without a big play to change momentum. I blame the offensive line to this point - but the defense hasn't been very good either. The Bengals need to pick it up in the second quarter - starting NOW!

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hello Bengals

the season has started

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

First.

Interception of the year for JJ?

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

last 1st!

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Johnathan Joesph

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe turning the field around will help.

Joseph just laid a dude out on a blown coverage.. again.. I’m glad there wasn’t a flag. That was lucky.

by jsl413 on Sep 12, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ was such a pussy when he came into the league.

No one can say that any more.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Clap Clap

missed FG

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: If you didn't know

sounds like Connor Barwin’s ankle was blown to pieces this afternoon.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

to a fault

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notice when the Bengals audible and shift guys around

it’s almost always a running play. When the Pats do that you have no idea what’s coming.

Watch for it next time. I wonder if anyone from Football Outsiders has a chart.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

gresham!!

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Either our OL sucks or their defense isnt near as bad as was reported

My three favorite things in the world in no particular order: My wife, sex with my wife, and The Cincinnati Bengals

by Kabash on Sep 12, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

O-line sucks

if all they had to do is pound the the run game with an extra tackle they’re good. Otherwise Meh.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That supposed high powered offense looks great guys. Lol. And the all world secondary as well.

by B.M on Sep 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck

has happened to the OL? They weren’t this awful last year.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

towards the end of the year they were kinda awful

the offense was really struggling last year it was only the cupcakes on the schedule that allowed them to eke into the playoffs — barely generated much against KC at home.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are making the New England defense look incredible.

Super Bowl-level, really. Is the o-line REALLY that bad where we can’t do 5-step or 7-step drops w/Carson?

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the play design is terrible

they don’t seem to have good routes for hot reads — never hit the guy running towards the opponents end zone.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a nightmare

offense can’t establish anything and the defense is just play reaction football

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

All hope is lost

Let’s try to get a high draft pick now

by C Byers on Sep 12, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

No way!

time to tank so we can get Pryor! right?

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't need anymore wide receivers, KSE.

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why bother?

Mike Brown would just pick another hippopotamus

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have 15 more games i have hope

though my fantasy leauge is done since i started palmer and bengals def over brady

by pendragon13 on Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never expected we'd look this awful

Every phase of the game is just terrible. Halftime can’t come soon enough.

by Mexal on Sep 12, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This has to be Brat's last year

does he get his ideas from playing Madden??

Hi fans it Brandon Roy.
And ME.....LaMarcus Aldridge

by Derftron on Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

No, because if he did, he'd pass a lot more.

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Are we gonna be subjected to those awful Mike and Molly ads all season?

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Moss

thank you for dropping it

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, guys. Step away from the ledge, seriously.

I know they look like crap, but you do remember that New England was 8-0 at home last year and they’re reputed to be a decent football team, right? For crying out loud, we’re barely into the second quarter of the season. Nothing’s lost, we’re not picking #1 overall in April. Just chill for a bit.

by Craig Conrad on Sep 12, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh.

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well, almost time for the basketball game.

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals

are nowhere near as good as I thought…..NOWHERE NEAR

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

JoJo

got straight up beat on that.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought the Patriots O-line was supposed to be weak

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Bengals max blitz

don’t come close to putting a hand on Brady, then 22 gets faked out of his shoes.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

no penalties today though.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave it up to the bengals to be the most embarrasing game of the day

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Man.

Thought Hall had that. Good play though.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hall has to make that INT

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop it

That was really tough just to defend.

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(='.'=) This is bunny.
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by Pardon_My_French on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The played better when the had penalties

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

no

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

fing

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

pressure

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

so instead of pass rushing since thats not working

lets just make all our pass rushers go into coverage

by pendragon13 on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy cow! I could make a throw with that much time

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lucky on that play

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No contract extension for lewis now

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Brown is on the phone

MB: Hey, we need a new head coach. Interested?
Gruden: Ha. No thanks. I like this MNF deal. I’ll wait for Jerry to call.

MB: You want to be the new head coach?
Cowher: Seriously? really? Come on.

MB: So…wanna be our coach?
Mike Leach: Eh. Okay sure.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

If it weren’t for their butterfingers…this could 21-0 already.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I am seriously embarrassed

I told anyone who would listen that the Bengals are for real….Guess again sucker

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I never do that before the season starts

with a team that has gone two decades without a playoff win.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone in a Bengals uniform?

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to be an embaressment

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad Challenge

My three favorite things in the world in no particular order: My wife, sex with my wife, and The Cincinnati Bengals

by Kabash on Sep 12, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

been saying it since before the draft...

Pass Rush is a huge problem…. and if it isn’t fixed its going to be a long season…they signed Tank and I knew it was going to be a problem…going to be a long season going against the caliber of QBs we go against

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

geno's good pass rush

but he’s the 2nd tackle on a pass rush.. he’s no premier rookie pass rusher!

by C Byers on Sep 12, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back to the 1990’s bengal fans this sucks

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It really doesn't matter

until you get rid of Mike Brown all this stuff is pretty much futility.

You need a real GM.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can u seriously say its Mike Brown's fault

Look at the players… Its the first game of the season and they’re playing like its a lock for the playoffs and they’re just going through the motions…Its lewis not getting them ready to play…good move not to extend him, so Brown made a GOOD MOVE

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Mike Brown's fault

because big fattie the #6 pick in the draft isn’t doing crap while Baltimore’s guy picked 20 picks later is gonna be all-pro.

It’s Mike Brown’s fault cause the Offensive Coordinator has kept his job for 10 years despite the fact that he’s not qualified to pump gas.

And there’s millions of other reasons. The Rot starts at the top. When a team mostly stinks for 20 years and changes all the parts, and the stadium, except for the GM, you know it’s the GM.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow... u just got a hard on for Brown

a GM’s job is to get the coaching staff and star QB all the stuff they need…Your off your rocker to say this team isn’t the most stacked its been ever in the Lewis area… Brown did just fine… he’s still a douche but he’s given Marvin his best chance to win and this shit is happening… NOT BROWN"S FAULT

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

MBs fault for keeping Brat around. MBs fault for bad staffing, I. E. Med staff. The list goes on and on. You gotta earn the spot for 2nd worst owner.

by DonMegga on Sep 12, 2010 2:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

why not challenge it?

they are getting embarrassed and need something to go their way

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire Marvin and Bob

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This kinda reminds me

of that first Pittsburgh game. It looked we were gonna get murdered then they came rushing back. At least…I hope that happens.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

So the Bengals will be the blowout of the day

Thank you Mike Brown, Marvin Lewis and the rest of the characters

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I realy don't think Brat's at fault today

The O-line is only good if they play with an extra tackle and they pound the ball running. Otherwise, they can’t transition between pass protection and run. They should consider running no-huddle just to get into some rhythm.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I havnt been this embarrased in a long time.

Even in the 90’s when we got embarrassed all the time\ this season was supposed to be different I did so much smack talking i told everyone that these bengals were for real.

by pendragon13 on Sep 12, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Well one thing everybody should learn from the 20 year dark ages

is never talk smack about the Bengals. Never.

They haven’t had consecutive winning seasons since Ronald Reagan’s first term. They have never had two consecutive years with a playoff win. This is a team with some especially horrible history, thanks to Mike Effin Brown. And the history has to weigh on the players — they’re going “Not again” right now.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on special teams, make a play.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

come on special teams SOMEBODY in a Bengals unifomr, make a play.

/FTFY

;)

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats to close it may make me throw up watching them

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

my TV feed just went out.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lets go falcans and jets

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't understand why he's the number one over Chad...

Chad doesn’t drop NEAR as many balls as TO does.

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it's ego.

I don’t see 85 bitching about being #2 . . . or at least as soon as TO would.

by FordhamRam on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made the panicked posts

all through preseason. Everyone was busy pounding the Kool-Aid.

Carson is not that good. Brat is a joke. Marvin is WAY overrated. Defense cannot rush the passer.

This team is not good.

by Bengals NFL Champs on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like you're enjoying this...

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Congrats on your foresight

I’ll buy ya a beer next time we meet.

Blogger at CincyJungle.com -- SB Nation Cincinnati Bengals blog.

by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

my blood is orange and black Its like a jackie chan kick to the nuggets

by Bengals NFL Champs on Sep 12, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

a first down, a first down, a first down

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

bft

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

holly shit a first down

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Shipley!

Glad to see him get action

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

come on O!

make a play.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

make a bunch of them!

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

can they make it past the 50 yard line this time

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

T.O

is gettin his @ss handed to him by a rookie

by C Byers on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

17-0....I still cant believe it

what a c*ck tease the Bengals are

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I am already yelling at my kids and wife

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the NFL

We are overmatched and unprepared. Complacent and no intensity. Wake up, Bengals!!

by justRick on Sep 12, 2010 2:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

TV feed out again.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

getting closer to mid field

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

time to earn your money now carson

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone needs to break a long one

before the inevitable turnover or penalty kills the drive

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I told you

FUCK

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would like to see a touchdown here,

but it’s super important that the offense is giving the D a breather.

by Craig Conrad on Sep 12, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You got your wish

Wrong team tho.

(&^)(^&&^)(&()&^&)(&(P&#()$%)(*&()*&_*()$&)%(U&)(#$%()*_)

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're done.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Why does Carson throw so many cream puffs? Didn’t he used to have a strong arm?

by Brian B on Sep 12, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a terrible play

and I don’t want palmer trying to dive tackle

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

what was he looking at?

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s getting so bad it’s funny

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Most people around here blame Brat for

the economy, AIDS and global warming

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

illegal contact not called on Guyton.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I was goin to say something like this.

It could have been called, but that was a really bad throw.

by jsl413 on Sep 12, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

holding

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

20 more minutes until USA/Turkey

We should start a thread for that…

"For what I do, my size is not’’ important, Shipley said. "A lot of guys in the league are 5-11 ½ and 185 pounds. You’ve got to have something that sets you apart. For me, it’s catching every single ball.’’

by IFChris on Sep 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i was going to record it

but now I may just watch it live

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is getting funny now

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably helpful though...

We played better with a chip on our shoulder. I don’t think they knew how to handle the high expectations.

by emeybee on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where Mardy would have been helpful

Granted the premise he can do to NE what he did to Pitt.

by FordhamRam on Sep 12, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

lol...WHAT!!

way to throw in a UC homer quote for no reason

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's nothing Mardy can do

that Shipley can’t. It doesn’t matter anyways with Carson “2005 was so long ago” Palmer.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m getting my brown paper bags out

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont know whether to laugh or cry

My three favorite things in the world in no particular order: My wife, sex with my wife, and The Cincinnati Bengals

by Kabash on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

could the bengals be the worse team in the league this year

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah.

Buffalo is still in the league.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so glad I sell my season tickets every year

and for a profit no less….suckers

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well

it’s just one half of football.
Bengals need to get their personality back from last year. They don’t know if they’re smashmouth or finnesse. The O-line is in big trouble.
Defensively the D-line is Cream puff.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God no extension for Marivn

Love him to death but its just time for him to move on

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I've lived in Wisconsin for 20 yrs

and I can’t watch this anymore. Time to join the fruitcake Packer fans.

I’m out, fellas.

by Bengals NFL Champs on Sep 12, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Have fun with that!

they may not like your handle, though.

by Brian B on Sep 12, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

bengals suck thats what happend

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

We can come back in the 2nd half like the Chargers did to us a few years ago. Desperation setting in

by justRick on Sep 12, 2010 2:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Remembering Dave Shula fondly

At least back then there was no hope or expectation of winning a game.

by GrizzlyRider on Sep 12, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

well i have no hope now

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the point of a patrior game

where if i am def coordinator i just focus on hittng brady. nothing else. bring as many guys as it takes. give up the yards and scores but do not allow him to imitate michalengelo’s david in the pocket.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

what a weak sneak

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by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

go for it you have nothing else to loose

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

carson is no better than there backups right now

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s just ridiculous.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that miller lite commercial

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened to extending the field? Everything looks the same

by TheCinWin on Sep 12, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s because bob doesn’t extend the field unless he thinks he’s controlling the line. Which is bad especially when the game demands a change in strategy. He’s too sure he knows what he’s doin

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think brady had 100 yards on one play

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

All right guys, time to pack it up and head home.

Who Dey…? Hopefully they adjust at the half. And yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds to anyone who’s watched this team for any length of time.

by Craig Conrad on Sep 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ, Palmer

Get your head out of your ass, man.

by Brian B on Sep 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

second half expectation

brady standing erect in the pocket. looking long. looking, looking. walking, shuffling , looking, throwing. eventually just to get on with it.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Baltimore fan here… Please don’t kill me. I’m not here to gloat or troll.

The Ravens aren’t playing and this is the only game on cable right now. Just want to talk football… not smack.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark My Words

the press conference and interviews will all be… Oh well its just the first game and Will improe “next time”… instead of someone getting pissed off they got their ass whooped it’ll be half assed as usual…Marvin can’t get this team to have some passion

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

they bengals dont play football

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

something positive happened!

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is sorry guys....

I’m going to go for a drive and run over a toddler!

Slower Traffic Keep Right!

by SevenRings on Sep 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

let the flood gates open
/sarcasm

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they dodged the blow-out.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Nuge can kick.

As if it matters.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

only down by 3 touchdowns now

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes brady 2 min drill

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

love Marvin but...

he’s just a very average head coach… Cowher or Gruden next year heopefully

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gruden

is taking the Cleveland job. Cower will tease taking the Carolina job but stays with CBS. We’re getting Mike Leach.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch Brady make tweeter post in the pocket before he throws.

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

The tackling is piss poor out there

My three favorite things in the world in no particular order: My wife, sex with my wife, and The Cincinnati Bengals

by Kabash on Sep 12, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Brady’s only been hurried twice? That’s insane! The Bengals must not be blitzing.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

nope...

check the stats from last year

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

our 3 DT starters

got a combined 3.5 sacks for the eintire year

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s interesting…

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it gets worse

our last 8 games (including playoff loss) the D-Line total put up like six sacks

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The linebackers get the sacks?

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

we play a 4-3 the LBs

stop the run and play the pass…3-4 is where the LB’s rush the passer

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that… I just find it hard to believe that a top-five defense didn’t get sacks.

I literally haven’t seen those statistics.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol trust me...

I’m a draft fanatic and some ppl thought I was crazy for wanting a D-lineman (wanted Brian Price until his sstock dropped some)…its all real… we put up 0 sacks in 5 of the last 8 games… and one of them was against the Raiders who were 7th in sacks allowed and 9th or so in Qb hits allowed

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hers another one for you...

we were the 2nd to last 4-3 teams in D-line sacks by only .5 sacks to the RAMS

by Jaydolla on Sep 12, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck off.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just shows you how much better they are at coaching

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Targets so far

TO – 8
Gresham – 4
85 – 2
Benson -2
Shipley and coats with 2

by mskiles314 on Sep 12, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he tweeted should have went to the rams

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree with a previos poster

they will have to take chances to put pressure on Brady. This would be a lot easier if they would show the Pats they can defense the screen.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is #85 doing going inside early?

Did it really take them only a half before they started acting like children?

by FordhamRam on Sep 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

They’ll rule a catch

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone like chocolate chip cookies?

Brady tweeted he’s going to be making a few batches from the pocket in the 2nd half

by Bengals NFL Champs on Sep 12, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why wasn't anyone back to attempt a return?

I know it wouldn’t have mattered then but there needs to be a guy there.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

winning the kicker matchup.

and in fact an early area of improvement over last year with the whole snapper issue.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Uggh.

Come on Marvin. Fire them up at the half.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

85 and 81 in the locker room with a hail-mary? That seems odd.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, they’re the Bengals best receivers and deep threats.

They have no excuse for not being on the field… especially in a game like this.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they complete it at the one and no time left

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck happened to TO?

If he did that just because he was mad, I’m fucking done supporting him.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Man that pass is most of their offense this half

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

hook and ladder that and they have a chance

by TheCinWin on Sep 12, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Chad was getting IV.

He’s always gone into the lockerroom early for an IV. Not sure about Owens though…

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by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 12, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can understand Chad being gone for his IV.

But I want the 6’4 guy out there on a Hail Mary.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't

But if he throws the pass properly, it’s a 24-10 game

For all the talk, he’s not prepared either

by wiseking on Sep 12, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides that one little "zero touchdowns" detail.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god that half is over. I’m just hoping the second won’t be any worse because it won’t get any better

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

When is the last time

The Bengals went an entire half without a penalty?

by LooseCannon on Sep 12, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

silver linings

can we give the passing game some reps in the second half

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess so.

That magic number keeps on creeping down.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they play better with penalties

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Joke

This is a joke. And I put it on Marvin and the coaching staff. This team is not ready to play.

by Adam Morgan on Sep 12, 2010 2:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh, come on.

It’s hard to blame the coaching staff here. The team overall has been total shit.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

The Bengals were not ready to defense the screen which is NE’s bread and butter. They havn’t done anything special to get pressure on Brady because they can’t defense the screen.
Offensively, the line is weak. The Bengals needed to game plan for this like last year. Maybe it wasn’t pretty but pounding the ball kept the defense off the field and wore down the opposing defense for late game heroics.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 preseason games and still not ready to play fucking bengals

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get Joey Votto

to make a quick flight to Foxborough. Bengals need a real leader obviously.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

O coordinator. It could only improve

by Mike542 on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant

He can read “When Pride Still Mattered” on the plane and be ready by the 4th quarter.

by FordhamRam on Sep 12, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m honestly shocked guys. These are not the same Bengals from last year… What happened to them?

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If you’re being serious… I have no clue, they just don’t look like they want it.

If you’re being sarcastic… Well, fuck you.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead serious. I’m not here to gloat.

by BAL_Hawk on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Pats might just be that good.

the BEngals just have not executed at all. and no pass rush is killing them.

"Ryan, Things in here don't react too well to bullets." - Marko Ramius

by TarZander on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not ready to play a real game. Flat as hell. No fire. I hope Zimmer is ripping them all a new asshole in the locker room.

by Adam Morgan on Sep 12, 2010 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

again, I ask

what does that do? All he can do is yell and scream. That’s not going to create a productive effort.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do blame the coaches

but belichick makes the contrast even more extreme

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish Carson was more like Peyton Manning.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and the pats get the ball after the half

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

joereedy
RT @warriorsz32CAVS: @joereedy Why did Ocho go to the locker room early?>Nothing wrong, getting an IV
joereedy
RT @dafantasygeek: @joereedy an what about TO?>He thought the half was over

by emeybee on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

On Owens

Per Reedy: Owens thought the half was already over.

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by Josh Kirkendall on Sep 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardiac Cats once again?

Is it possible to get one back in the 3rd and two in the 4th with a late game tying score

by TheCinWin on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe carson should get into a car accident a few days before a game then maybe he will play better

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Palmer

Can he take a five-step drop, for Christ’s sake

by wiseking on Sep 12, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

you have the cardiac part right

by bengalinflorida on Sep 12, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

pass rush

Does the D-line know that Brady isn’t wearing a red jersey?

by NYCwhoDEY on Sep 12, 2010 2:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

When tom brady poops

i think rainbows and butterflies come out

by Bengals NFL Champs on Sep 12, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Tom Brady is getting so much protection today

If another car came at him at 40 mph, he’d still remain uninjured.

by FordhamRam on Sep 12, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Simms

essentially just called the Bengals “idiots” and I’m inclined to agree.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

it helps to have time

in the pocket if you are a qb. must be remembered when evaluating one qb against another.also football is the ultimate team sport and tom brady would have had a very different career if he had ended up in cincy.

by andyfrombrooklyn on Sep 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The Oakland Raiders

aren’t this bad. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

by KSE on Sep 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well it's official

The Bengals are sucking in all three phases today. Coaching!!!!

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The Pats look like a fortune 500 company, and the Bngls look like a mom&pop shop!

by DonMegga on Sep 12, 2010 2:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yep

this is giving me unholy flashbacks.

by featherman on Sep 12, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carson Palmer

Carson is decent @ best. Should have been another pick. We could of used andre smith’s pick to get a new qb.

by DonMegga on Sep 12, 2010 3:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

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