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Chad Ochocinco Wants To Fire Minutemen Rifle After Scoring Touchdown Against Patriots

If you're Chad Ochocinco, enjoying the fruits of celebrity and the love of damned near an entire city, there really isn't much you can do to top what you've done so far. Except for touchdown celebrations. From putting on the green, to golden Hall of Fame jackets to CPR to the river dance, there's really not much else you could do.

Unless you grab a rifle and fire that sonofabitch after scoring a touchdown against New England.

Per Chad's tweet earlier in the week:

If i am able to score week 1 in New England i will be taking the minute men rifle and firing as they do when the PATS score

After dropping $10,000 to pay for dinner at St. Elmo's Steakhouse with 64 of his Twitter followers, Chad will fire a weapon after scoring a touchdown. How many of us can say that?

Oh, here's the obligatory condemnation disclaimer: This, of course means more money being dropped for a fine and, more critically, a definite personal foul.

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No way this happens

Chad may score but I highly doubt he will actually do it.

by KYBengalsFan on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it could

Nobody thought he would jump into the dawg pound either.

by JCompton41 on Sep 4, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a ploy

he paid a handpicked group of twitter followers to be in that exact spot when he jumped in. those dawgs wouldve eaten him alive

OH Yeah! Duffman's pelvis is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

by duffmane on Sep 4, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you’re thinking of when he did the lambeau leap. he wasn’t on twitter yet when he jumped into the dawg pound.

i'm going to go america all over your ass!

by Raging Clue on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=149&f=3692&t=4601443

eh. you were right about the twitter part. but it was still staged.

OH Yeah! Duffman's pelvis is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

by duffmane on Sep 4, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve never,in my entire life, wanted anything to happen more than i want this to happen.

i'm going to go america all over your ass!

by Raging Clue on Sep 4, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Ocho scoring a rec TD...?

or the whole grab-a-rifle-and-pull-a-plaxico plan?

I’d just like to see him play with the thought. keep fans on their feet. no way he actually does it.

OH Yeah! Duffman's pelvis is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

by duffmane on Sep 4, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i want to see him fire the rifle. i expect him to score.

i'm going to go america all over your ass!

by Raging Clue on Sep 4, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rather half-hope he does it. Or at least tries, maybe they won’t let him borrow the rifle. But I’m thoroughly sick of the no-fun-league bull crap. Taunting during other circumstances is one thing. When you’ve just scored — barring blatant taunting of the other team that goes on for over a minute — let them have some fun Chancellor!

by FriarBob on Sep 4, 2010 6:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Exactly

If the other team feels demeaned for their celebrating, they should’ve stopped him from scoring, easy as that.

by Doc Scratch on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it's a blowout already, do it.

If it’s a close game that penalty could be too costly.

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison

by sexsalad on Sep 4, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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