Chad Ochocinco Wants To Fire Minutemen Rifle After Scoring Touchdown Against Patriots

If you're Chad Ochocinco, enjoying the fruits of celebrity and the love of damned near an entire city, there really isn't much you can do to top what you've done so far. Except for touchdown celebrations. From putting on the green, to golden Hall of Fame jackets to CPR to the river dance, there's really not much else you could do.

Unless you grab a rifle and fire that sonofabitch after scoring a touchdown against New England.

Per Chad's tweet earlier in the week:

If i am able to score week 1 in New England i will be taking the minute men rifle and firing as they do when the PATS score

After dropping $10,000 to pay for dinner at St. Elmo's Steakhouse with 64 of his Twitter followers, Chad will fire a weapon after scoring a touchdown. How many of us can say that?

Oh, here's the obligatory condemnation disclaimer: This, of course means more money being dropped for a fine and, more critically, a definite personal foul.

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