Washington Redskin wide receivers Brandon Banks and Anthony Armstrong have been playfully arguing about who would win in a race between the two. To settle the dispute, Banks and Armstrong plan to organize a race for a charity soon.
This is where Chad Ochocinco comes in.
Ochocinco, using his fluent second language -- Twitter -- decided to tell Banks and Armstrong that they were both wrong about who is fast. The right answer, according to Ochocinco, is of course, Ochocinco. That's right, folks; just how Ochocinco was faster than a horse, he's faster than Brandon Banks and Anthony Armstrong.
Here's the Twitter conversation:
@MrArmstrong13 I want to race you just because
@MrArmstrong13 bruh I'll give you a 5 yard head start n still beat you, 60 yards so I have a chance to open up n get my 5 yards back
@ochocinco to quote you, Child Please!
Ochocinco was given a 100-meter head-start when he raced the horse. He won that race.
I'm assuming that Banks and Armstrong won't be willing to give Chad more than a football field's length lead before the race starts. Considering that Chad is nine years older than Banks and five years older than Armstrong, he might not be as lucky this time.