The Cincinnati Bengals and Baltimore Ravens face off this weekend with major playoff implications for both teams. If the Bengals win, they're in the playoffs. If the Ravens win, they secure homefield advantage against every team, save for the New England Patriots. Since the anxiety is getting to us and the hours and minutes can't countdown quick enough, we reached out to the world's best football prediction machine. And you might like the results.

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