Early Saturday morning Michael Bush was arrested for driving under the influence.. and while Yahoo! reports the incident "isn't going to make a great impression on potential NFL employers," I beg to differ, as I'm sure Mike Brown is listening attentively to these events as they transpire. In related news, Fat Albert is being formally charged with assault after an incident involving road rage on February 2nd. He will be in court next month... and maybe with Bush in stripes come August??? here's hoping.