In the realm of all that doesn't matter, Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco may be working on a deal for a new reality show. The show would follow the lives of Ochocinco and his fiancé, Basketball Wives star, Evelyn Lozada, and would surely make your ears bleed and your face melt like you weren't keeping your eyes closed when the Nazis opened the Ark.

According to sources, the idea for the show came about when E! executives caught wind that Lozada wanted to quit her current reality show. The network reportedly approached her with the idea for the new show starring her and Ochocinco. There is nothing official as of right now, but both Ochocinco and Lozada are reportedly seriously considering the deal.

So, next season, we can watch Ochocinco mix it up with Lozada on "reality" TV (I put reality in quotes because generally people on reality shows tend to be the most fake... how ironic) during the week and then we can watch him drop passes, run the wrong routes, complain and continue to fail to impress on Sundays.

Awesome!

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