Bengals Early Bird Special

DETROIT - AUGUST 12: Chase Cofman #80 of the Cincinnati Bengals runs for a short gain in the second quarter as Bobby Carpenter #59 of the Detroit Lions makes the stop during the game at Ford Field on August 12, 2011 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

Good morning everyone. I hope you all made it through your Wednesday without going insane.

One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge both cars collide head-on.

The Steelers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his mangled up car and states, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Bengals fan gets out of his car uninjured as well. He too felt fortunate to have survive the collision.

The Steelers fan walks over to the Bengals fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put aside our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.

The Bengals fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Bengals fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steelers fan, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our new-found friendship. The Steelers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle the Steelers fan hands it back to the Bengals fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Bengals fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle and throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river. After that he says, "No, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

At least we can outsmart Steelers fans.

Here is a look at what you may have missed or overlooked from Wednesday.

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