These past 5 days have been my all time favorite....

Right up there with letting go of Jonathan Josephs, resigning mARVIN, spending a fuk-ton of money on Antonio Bryant, and the day we dealt away chad but not cARSON based on "principal." That being said, to summarize these past 5 days:

Jerome Simpson finally became famous.

Jordan Shipley tore his ACL.

Anthony Collins has mARVIN on his side.

Cedric Benson got a visit from the ghost of prison past.

Bernard Scott is a non-factor.

Our D-Line can't stop anything.

Our Offense can't convert on 3rd down.

Dontay Moch and Robert Geathers are still on I.R.

Nate Clements and Taylor Mays have done nothing.

and Mike Brown still breathes...

What people are failing to understand is that Humboldt County is where you get the GOOD SHIT!!! and I can only pray to sweet baby Jesus that Rey Maualuga's people from Eureka aren't involved. However, with now even more problems at our already troubled receiver position, I'm wondering if T.O. has gotten a phone call yet? Aside from knowing our offense, having a pretty good year last year, and filming for VH1, I'm curious if pride on either or both sides will eliminate this option that could ultimately help our team.

I'm even more curious now to see if/how Brandon Tate will help our team. Optimistic on Ced's suspension (as are most folks) and understand that it's only week 3, so we're going to continue to see sputtering on both sides of the ball. Yet once again, we've got some very real issues to deal with and if somebody isn't thinking of calling T.O. then Jerome Simpson has an even larger clientele base than we thought....at least this explains some of the great decision making in the front office.

(and shot out to Josh Kirkendall, frantic savvy on the posts man)

-fear and loathing in los angeles