Bring back T.O...???
These past 5 days have been my all time favorite....
Right up there with letting go of Jonathan Josephs, resigning mARVIN, spending a fuk-ton of money on Antonio Bryant, and the day we dealt away chad but not cARSON based on "principal." That being said, to summarize these past 5 days:
Jerome Simpson finally became famous.
Jordan Shipley tore his ACL.
Anthony Collins has mARVIN on his side.
Cedric Benson got a visit from the ghost of prison past.
Bernard Scott is a non-factor.
Our D-Line can't stop anything.
Our Offense can't convert on 3rd down.
Dontay Moch and Robert Geathers are still on I.R.
Nate Clements and Taylor Mays have done nothing.
and Mike Brown still breathes...
What people are failing to understand is that Humboldt County is where you get the GOOD SHIT!!! and I can only pray to sweet baby Jesus that Rey Maualuga's people from Eureka aren't involved. However, with now even more problems at our already troubled receiver position, I'm wondering if T.O. has gotten a phone call yet? Aside from knowing our offense, having a pretty good year last year, and filming for VH1, I'm curious if pride on either or both sides will eliminate this option that could ultimately help our team.
I'm even more curious now to see if/how Brandon Tate will help our team. Optimistic on Ced's suspension (as are most folks) and understand that it's only week 3, so we're going to continue to see sputtering on both sides of the ball. Yet once again, we've got some very real issues to deal with and if somebody isn't thinking of calling T.O. then Jerome Simpson has an even larger clientele base than we thought....at least this explains some of the great decision making in the front office.
(and shot out to Josh Kirkendall, frantic savvy on the posts man)
-fear and loathing in los angeles
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didnt even read more than the headline
Nooooo!!!!!!
by JCompton41 on Sep 22, 2011 11:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
now that the shock of someone suggesting this has wore off
And I read the post, nooooooooooo! T.O is a cancer, plain and simple. He had good numbers but never tried to fight for a ball. T.O would be the last person I want in our rookie qbs ear all season long. Let’s let whalen Tate and caldwell fill the reciever.
by JCompton41 on Sep 22, 2011 11:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
additionally, TO does NOT know our BRAND NEW OFFENSE
fair weather fan, or just trying to drum up a response to your ranting?
The Curse of Bo Jackson: Jan 13th,1991- present day
"the last person I want in our rookie qbs ear"
You ain’t shittin’. That is my reasoning as well.
I’d rather lose 12 games than have that mess going on in a rookie life.
CP09 wrote pee-now app for babies so they know when their diaper is being taken off.
DysfunctionalOffense-09-05 + 14 = SeeminglyCopacetic
Didnt need to read more than the headline
JUST SAY NO To TO
by Bengalsfan024 on Sep 23, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This GIF is the best thing about this post
by JerseyBengal on Sep 23, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
true.
you can’t argue with Michael DeLuise!
by gatornevabeenaboutdat on Sep 23, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would we want his garbage on a young team?
Give pizza chants.
by 80%OFTHETIMEIMRIGHTEVERYTIME on Sep 23, 2011 3:13 AM EDT reply actions
No only no!
It would be nothing but a disaster!
I represent the Bengals of Cincinati with extreme passion and prejudice and make no apologies for it!
He's hurt--knee
But even if he was healthy-Hell no.
"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day." Dusty Baker
I gotta go with the crowd on this one. This is one of the dumbest suggestions I've heard in a while
"When you see it open up and all you can see is the end zone, it’s hard to describe how relieving it feels." -Ced Benson
by ItsAlwaysSunnyInDayton on Sep 23, 2011 7:47 AM EDT reply actions
Oh. My. God. What made you think, "yeah, I should post this idea" ?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlA9bNk3b5Q
Andy Dalton: An American Hero
by Pardon_My_French on Sep 23, 2011 8:07 AM EDT reply actions
ummm T.O. just left the country to have some sort of surgery, that was illegal in the US, on his knee. stem cell i think, so i doubt he will factor in this year.
replace TO with Peyton Manning and knee with neck in the above line and it's still true
Though with Manning I heard it was Europe, whereas I heard TO went to South Korea. Don’t know if either is true, but neither is available. The difference is the idjits at ESPN love to rave about how no one wants to sign TO to start for them this week because he’s a jerk. Obviously that can’t have anything to do with the fact that he is injured.
by indesignkat on Sep 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
thats true
But t.o is still a jerk.
by JCompton41 on Sep 23, 2011 11:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Chris Collinsworth
Only player i would bring back is Chris Collinsworth.
And his first route would be ran over the middle vs the raves.
How you like them apples Chris ; >
Do you know what a super man Ass Whooping is ?... Its the type of Ass Whooping you wish you could Fly away from !....
lol wut?
I take it you don’t like him?
In that case, I want to bring back Trumpy and have his first experience to be a night in a limousine with Ray Lewis.
CP09 wrote pee-now app for babies so they know when their diaper is being taken off.
DysfunctionalOffense-09-05 + 14 = SeeminglyCopacetic
Yes
Chris is a Bengal for life, BUT while he has been in that booth and chair …… He has nothing but negative remarks about is former team.
So it is with PRIDE we send ( him over the middle) for his last catch….
Do you know what a super man Ass Whooping is ?... Its the type of Ass Whooping you wish you could Fly away from !....
maybe Ricky Proehl is still wanting to play
I’ll take him over t.o any day
by JCompton41 on Sep 23, 2011 12:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
T.O. not healthy
Last I heard TO’s knee was a month or two away from being healthy so why should they call him know.
to the Orginal Poster...
Face Palm your self till it hurts….
x

CP09 wrote pee-now app for babies so they know when their diaper is being taken off.
DysfunctionalOffense-09-05 + 14 = SeeminglyCopacetic
NO T.O. NO CHAD, NO CARSON, NO TJ
I DO NOT want any one of these guys around this team. I’d rather stick with the young hungry guys who at this point in there careers are probally aleady as good as the washed up players listed and they don’t have nearly as much bagage.
Thanks fellas...
As always for your love and support.

by gatornevabeenaboutdat on Sep 23, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait.... I haven't weighed in on this. After careful pondering while typing in this subject line....
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moisture is the essense of wetness, and wetness is the essense of beauty.
Not just "No" but

CP09 wrote pee-now app for babies so they know when their diaper is being taken off.
DysfunctionalOffense-09-05 + 14 = SeeminglyCopacetic
Did you mean TJ...
TJ would be a better veteran choice…. but I say cut Tate…. give Simpson a very short leash and call in Gilyard as a return man (if hes available)
Give Hawkins a shot at returning before bringing in Gilyard
Gilyard couldn’t cut it on a team who’s best receiver is Mike Sims Walker.
Also, TO doesn't know our offense.
He knows Brat’s offense. We no longer use that.
Miguel Cairo is so last week.
Trade for Dwayne Bowe.
He’s an oldy but goody, could provide vet leadership. And K.C. Is in a bad place, maybe get em cheap…
by MCSubtext on Sep 24, 2011 12:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
bowes not that old
And he’s one of the better recievers in the league. No way kc trades him.
by JCompton41 on Sep 24, 2011 2:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oldy but goody?
First of all, he’s like 26. Second, he’s the only good player the Chiefs offense has now that Charles is done for the year. Even if Jamaal is there Bowe is still the biggest star on that offense. They’d sooner trade Arrowhead Stadium than Dwayne Bowe.
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