Benson Released
Cedric Benson is out of jail and should be back to practice next week.
9 months ago
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I'm hoping
I wasn’t the only one who forgot he was currently serving time and misread that headline as if to say the Bengals released him. So, that was what? 4 days?
No.
I remembered he was serving time, but I still looked at it as him being cut. It’s Cut-Down-Day, and they said “Benson Released.” Quite misleading.
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by Pardon_My_French on Sep 3, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the worst timed and hateful title.
But I did smirk at myself for thinking it could have been true
by Toasted_Orange_Monster on Sep 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
first reaction before reading under the headline.
BENSON RELEASED WTF? I thought mike brown screwed us again, but he was released from jail not the team. lol
Bad choice of words!
Or nice job of getting everybody’s attention.
Worst Subject Line Ever LOL
You should be forced to recite “I Love the Steelers” over and over
HAHA
That’s pretty funny that it looked like the Bengals cut him. I didn’t even think that at all, but can see how it could look that way…
Now Ced: STAY. OUT. OF. AUSTIN.
Someone on the team really needs to bring Cedric along
with their family vacation during bye week. “Hey kids, Uncle Cedric is coming to Disneyland with us!”
by KSE on Sep 3, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd get in a brawl with Donald Duck.
Asshole instigated it.
Andy Dalton: An American Hero
by Pardon_My_French on Sep 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Is Minnie his bottom bitch?
Andy Dalton: An American Hero
by Pardon_My_French on Sep 3, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This title is missing two words
From Prison
by The_Black_Stripes on Sep 3, 2011 8:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This title is missing two words
From Prison
by The_Black_Stripes on Sep 3, 2011 8:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How hard is it to understand?
Cedric Benson may need anger management or something like that, but one thing should be clear to these players that for some reason isn’t. Don’t waste your time in these yahoo towns like Austin – your time there is done. And if you can’t avoid being in them, for instance if you play in one such as Cincinnati, don’t kid yourself about the prospects for hanging out in them. Go hang somewhere where you’re not such a sore thumb – and get your mind right while you’re at it.
This is what we like to call an attention grabbing headline
It makes people stop and want to buy the newspaper. Or in this case, read the second line of the shot.
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