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I thought I'd try something different. I started a list of words I could describe with a least 3 words. This is what I have so far, feel free to add your own definitions. And if its good, I'll add them to the main body of this post!

Marvin-ism

Adjective

1. Mono-toned or vague way of describing something

2. A unique way to describe a “giggle”

3. A football philosophy backed by the run.

4. To challenge something and get turned down

5. Draft Guru

Mike Brown

Noun

1. Owner

2. Stubborn

3. Ancient

WHO DEY

Noun

1. Rhetorical question

2. Opponent

3. Mascot

4. (antonym) Who Dat.

AJ Green

Noun

1. Freak Athlete

2. Pro-Bowler

3. Great Hands

Andy Dalton

Noun

1. Poised

2. Red Riffle

3. Smart

Geno Atkins

Noun

1. Stout

2. Tasmanian Devil

3. All-pro

Chris Crocker

Noun

1. Veteran

2. Back up

3. Has tendencies to miss tackles and get his ankles broke

Jerome Simpson

Noun

1. Acrobat

2. Polarizing

3. Blunt Personality

Cedric Benson

Noun

1. Bell Cow

2. Boxer

3. Free Agent

Paul Brown Stadium

Noun

1. Home of the Bengals

2. Hollow

3. Named after one of the greatest owners of all time!

Palmer

1.Noun. (always used in past tense) Former great golden hope and quarterback for the Bengals

2. Verb. To quit, to leave or abandon

I thought I had my lawnmower fixed, but the engine Palmered on me. My wife Palmered and sued me for divorce

By goffchile

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Blunt Personality… hilarious.
Anyone heard anything on Simpson and his situation?

by djohnson3272 on Jan 12, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

This is an entertaining read

I like the Who Dat (antonym). That was funny.

You went soft on Mike Brown though :)

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by Anthony Cosenza on Jan 12, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

i was bored

and i know we have a pretty good group of savvy fans on this site. So I figured I would throw something out there and see what other people come up with.

AMAS

by AMAS85 on Jan 12, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

p.s. on mike brown

i didn’t want to come off to negative against anyone lol and he did a pretty good job this year. Finally!

AMAS

by AMAS85 on Jan 12, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO DEY

5. Opposite of We Dey, some chant some morons from PA made up because they are that smart.

by Ben-GAL on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

lol

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 12, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

3. Verb. To remain completely blind to the 360lb defender that’s about to slam into you, then fumble the ball

4. Verb. To focus on one target and throw the football to him regardless of coverage, especially if there’s a defender ready to jump the route.

5. Verb. To throw a touchdown to the wrong team.

by indesignkat on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

General Manager

1. Noun. A mythical creature that only exists in fairy tales that has magical powers to build consistently winning teams.
2. Noun. Something that the Bengals will never have

by goffchile on Jan 12, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions  

Red Rifle

1. Noun. synonym with Andy Dalton (see entry)
2. Noun. A pleasant surprise that makes you forget you got Palmered (see entry)

by goffchile on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Livings

1. Verb. To get knocked backward or on one’s behind frequently is to pull a Livings.

by occams_tiger_teeth on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

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