Hit Me: Questions About The Houston Texans?
Howdy, Cincy Jungle. I'm Tim from Battle Red Blog, the SB Nation blog for all things Houston Texans. I hear our respective squads will be competing in something called a "playoff game" on Saturday afternoon, but as a Texans fan, the concept is completely foreign to me. Perhaps you good people can enlighten me.
Josh was kind enough to open the floor to questions over at BRB, so I'm here to do the same.
Thus...hit me, CJ. If you have a question about the Texans, or Reliant Stadium, or what I think of Johnathan Joseph (Spoiler Alert: He is more lovely and more temperate than a summer's day), or whether I attach any meaning to what happened on December 11th, or where to watch the game in Houston, or how our fan base is dealing with its first real taste of success, I'll do my best to answer. I'll also FanShot this over at BRB with the hope that other Texans fans will come over to chime in.
Best of luck on Saturday. We're giddy with anticipation.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.
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Where will Andy Dalton's parents sit?!
I must know. And I expect to see frequent clips of them on TV just in case they move or eat a hot dog.
by emeybee on Jan 4, 2012 12:03 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Ha
I figure the Texans will put ’em on the catwalk near the roof.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No wonder you gotta give tickets away...
Too soon?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
RE:
Not at all. We’ve been arguing for weeks that the tickets are too stinking high. It’s pricing a bunch of people that would/do go to the games out.
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by Josh Kirkendall on Jan 4, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
I sit in the top bowl of Reliant.
$35 face value. I dont know how many levels the stadium in Cincy goes up, but it looked comparible to where Yates folks were put. $75 seems pretty high. Just for comparison.
Mind you, I don’t care that they were put there (Yates makes really good money, get on Ticket Exchange if you want better tickets and buy them), I’m just saying. My momma woulda been in a suite or somewhere 40 to 40, not freezing her ass off in the nose-bleeds.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
after 21 years of mike brown
nope, not too soon. have at em. i’ll hold the door open for you.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
I seriously feel for you guys with that owner
As much as I despise “Jerrah Jones” and his crowd of mis-fits in Southern Oklahoma, I think Brown is moving ahead in the a-hole owner category. You guys and the players deserve a better owner.
Good luck tomorrow! May the game be free of injuries, mistakes and referee manipulation in any direction. Let’s just have a solid athletic competition and may the best win!
by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
off topic
but it must be a lot of pressure to have to eat a damned corn dog in front of a million cameras (okay, 100 cameras) and not look kinda-silly.
Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!
she doesn't look like thats her first day at the County Fair...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
How confident do you feel about the Texans chance for victory.
how confident are fans in general and how confident do you think the players are?
Re: Confidence
I’d say our fan base is fairly confident, but that’s not a dig against the Bengals. You guys have a good team, and a Cincy win wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Don’t want to speak for the Texans. They’ve been preaching 1-0 every week, so I’d guess they’re putting in the work and that you’ll get their best shot.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Most fans are fairly confident based on the fact that we won at Cincinatti with TJ Yates...
and now we’re playing in houston, Andre johnson is back, and the rest of the team is fairly healthy. Also you’re playing on a short week after a brutal division matchup and we’re playing after we rested most of our starters.
We feel good.,
Were basically at full power on offense minus schaub. I have high hopes that andre is going to play crazy lights out good since this is what hes always wanted.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 4, 2012 1:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ughhh...
Dont throw the ball his direction. He wil certianly be a shut down corner all day.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
avoid him at all costs. interception machine
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I think some of us might consider lynching him in order to improve our defense's chances
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm never too confident
growing up a Houston sports fan will do that to you….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Same could be said of Browns & Pirates fans
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Personally, I am cautiously optimistic.
Playing at home, in front of the first playoff crowd in our history….it’s going to be loud….crazy loud.
That said, iI believe the Texans will have to score more than 24 points to win this game, and they have not done that since losing Schaub.
With all of our injuries, especially at QB, it may simply be a bridge too far at this point. We have not looked good in the last three games against some bad teams.
It all comes down to execution. If the Texans defense executes like it did the first 9 games of the season, I believe we will win.
If the Bengals offense can find a rhythym and force the Texans to play a high scoring game, the advantage shifts to the Bengals.
Either way, I am just THRILLED to be in the playoffs finally and can’t wait to watch the game!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am not as cautiously optimistic as I normally am about this game
My level of optimism is about equal to a Browns fan’s pessimism
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
uh
the brown’s fans tend to believe in their team every year. hell it took them a month to stop screaming we cheated in the 1st game and finally accept the score, the game was over, and they lost.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
This is true, although they have typically been atrocious since coming back in '99.
You talk to a Browns fan and they really do believe week in and out they are going to win. Not sure where that comes from because they never seem too. I think they think this way because they always just barely lose (I think they lost 7 games this year by less than a TD). Plus, somehow they sellout every game, every year too. I live up here in Cleveland, can’t stand the Browns and still don’t fully understand them either.
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
think it comes from the cleveland fans still thinking their team is brownies 1.0 quality
and the brownies 2.0 aren’t. someday perhaps. not so far though.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
They may believe in their team, but their expectations are so low it's ridiculous
hence the pessimism
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Or do I need to show you the video???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I've seen it believe me......but strangely they expect to compete for the division every year.
Just had a conversation with a guy at work who said they should have won almost every game, including the two against us, and should almost be a playoff team. I asked him if he really believed that and he just looked at me. Ever since Holmgren and his regime arrived, they think a Super Bowl automatically is going to follow.
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Forget all the scenario building
given your teams proclivity to run that particular defense and, on offense, the seemingly new fragility of Andre Johnson and the Spinal Tap like situation with the Quarterback position, what do you think of Lady GaGa’s new years eve presentation?
Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!
I predict the team who scores the most points will emerge victorious!
by Todd G on Jan 4, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Re: Lady GaGa
I found it shallow and pedantic.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i think there's probably not enough liquor available on new years
to make me consider her attractive.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
not even
her allegedly larger than average body part that rhymes with Deloris?
Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Find Kareem Jackson
and throw it to that guy. Repeatedly. Also, I think the better tight ends have had some good games against us. I don’t have any stats for that, just eye-ball test. The teams that have run well against us (you guys included), don’t generally do it over the course of a game (you guys included), I think Wade does a really good job of adjusting and taking away things schematically.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Get rid of the ball quickly
Lots of short slants would probably be a good start, but not to J-Jo’s side.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Carefully
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 4, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Throw towards Kareem Jackson & pray he doesn't pull a hamstring
Our defense would improve significantly if Kareem gets hurt
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
still sorta shocked the texans moved Glover Quinn from cb to safety
jojo and quinn would be a solid pair of corners
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Quin was a solid corner.
He’s a very good safety. It was a smart move.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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hmm
would you rather have jackson at #2 cb or quinn?
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
I'd Rather Have You At CB2 Than Kareem Jackson
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I've got to admit, didn't pay that much attention to Kareem the first time we played....
but now am going to be looking for him every down on offense. From the sounds of it, hopefully Dalton will too!
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
He shouldn't be hard to spot
He doesn’t turn his head & usually falls down
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha......
I’ll be looking for the guy who looks like a fish flopping out of the water at mid-field. Maybe he and Jerome can lock up. He only shows up every now and again, might be a classic match-up.
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
He won't be flopping around like a fish
He would have had to look back & see the ball coming to consider thinking about flopping
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's been awhile since I've seen this much dislike for one player....
oh wait, maybe not. This guy Carson something or other sparked a pretty good debate too.
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
At least he was good for a while & made a Pro Bowl
Kareem has been crap from day one
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
i do recall almost everyone on cj disliked bratt for a couple of years
whereas we do get some palmer defenders and some brown defenders. bratt, was pretty much the poster child for anything and everything from all sides.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
That was one thing all of us could finally agree upon...
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Quin has been very good at safety this year, so I wouldn't consider moving him back to CB
I just think Allen & McCain need more playing time at the #2 CB spot over Kareem. I wouldn’t even consider Kareem our 5th best CB on the roster, yet he’s a starter
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm starting to think Kareem at Safety and Quinn at Corner would have made more sense
Now I’m just convinced we need to trade K-Jax to a “Tampa 2” style team where his slow ass (yet solid run support tackling) would do better.
Again, I'd trade Kareem to Chicago to get Amobi Okoye back right now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 6, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Me too. Amobi can probably turn his head and look for the ball without falling down
I bet Wade Phillips’ volley ball size tumor could cover better than K-Jax
They are all
Giving Jason Allen too much credit.
Just throw at who ever is playing CB2, Allen will pick the ball off if thrown deep because of his 12 yard cushion
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
The difference is that Allen at least looks for & locates the ball while it's in the air
Something that Jackson is completely incapable of
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is true
yet doesn’t cover the fact Allen isn’t that much better.
Is Kareem closing in on Travis Johnson suck?
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Hasn't he already surpassed that?
I’d be willing to trade Kareem to Chicago to get Amobi Okoye back right about now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I forgot that name
I remember he was one of the biggest names in the draft, but he was even younger than Edgerrin James when he got drafted. What happened to him?
got released this past offseason and was signed by the bears.
wade didn’t think he could work in this 3-4 defense which surprised a lot of us. he was young but after his rookie year just sucked. then again everyone on defense did so maybe releasing him was the best thing for him.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Re: What Happened
He was terrible. The Texans cut him.
The End.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
hey, hey, hey!!
Would you rather he keep his eyes on the receiver and try to bat it down when he raises his arms or he turn around to look for the ball and trip? Because he can only do one! I’m tired of the K-Jaxs trash talking. He is only a kid, it’s not like he’s a professional football play….. Oh wait…
by CJ3m on Jan 5, 2012 12:27 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
If I were to attack the Texans Defense
I would do it through the middle of the field, through the air to Gresham and on the ground with Benson. Watt and Smith are both pretty good against the run but NT Shaun Cody is definitely a weak spot, and the LB’s are pretty good against the run, but can be exploited in coverage. No slow developing routes unless the run game is working and you can PA.
That’s how I would do it anyway.
Same here.
1. Pound Benson like you did the first half against us in the first game. 3-4 yards per carry is fine. Our D thrives on losses (sacks and end run stuffs).
2. Make us put a safety in the box to help the run.
3. Throw jump balls to AJ on Joseph and anybody that Kareem is trying to cover.
Pretty good
They are hard hitters who will get picks if people get greedy, certainly not a weakness of the team. If Manning is over the top of J-Jo, you can pretty much forget about whoever they are covering.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
We have a strong rotation
with 3-4 guys who play regularly.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
We have a kind of weird rotation for our secondary.
Normally Quin is the SS and Manning is the FS, but in nickel packages, Quin drops down to cover the slot guy and either Troy Nolan (if healthy) or Quintin Demps comes in to play SS.
They’ve been very solid though. There’s no Ed Reed/Troy Polamalu on the roster, but safety was a significant liability last year and is very dependable this year.
Our safeties (especially Quin) are also exceptional in run support.
Generally good
but they have had some blown assignments that have led to QB’s taking hard hits.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Brisiel (the RG) played more than half the Cincy game with a broken leg.
If Geno Atkins is as awesome as everyone says, I’d say that probably unbalanced things a bit in preventing the pocket from collapsing.
Re:
The Texans didn’t get to meet Geno Adkins “Brother in Sacks”— Carlos Dunlap. One of two members of the Fischer Price package. He has been very limited or out since he got hurt with :07 seconds left, after terrorizing Matt Hasselbeck in Tennessee.. That will be interesting.
"Next season will be better" circa 1990
Lately they have not been as good as they were in the first half or 3 quarters of the season
RT Winston has been beaten a lot during this losing streak, and RG Caldwell has definitely been the worst player on the line replacing RG Brisiel who should be playing this game. If Dunlap is healthy and playing, then I am genuinely worried about how pass pro holds up because the Bengals did a good job rushing the passer last game.
Where's Dunlap play?
Duane Brown hasn’t allowed a sack all season. Agree on Winston, though. He’s always struggled against speed rushers.
Left DE over the right tackle
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
But it really doesn't matter
they come from everywhere… Dunlap’s not the only one to worry about
by Oregonbengalsfan on Jan 6, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like
Yates will be falling on his left shoulder alot tomorrow…which is his no throwing shoulder???
yeah he's a righty.
it will be a tough game that’s for sure.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Dunlap has been
nursing a hamstring injury. But I expect he is a full go b/c he isn’t listed on the injury report. I suspect it will be a long day for him and the RT… If they decide to double team him, Geno will be there up the middle. Our Fisher Price boys are pretty good, minus Pat Sims…
You guys are so lucky that one of our best run stoppers is out of the game on IR. Pat Sims has been the difference between our first half (of the season) run stopping performance and our 2nd half run stopping performance. We miss Pat Sims, but I expect our boys will get the job done today….
Great OL overall
Brown should have been “All-Pro” this year (yet to be determined), Myers is often regarded by many experts as the best lineman in the NFL and WInston has been mostly great with a few challenges (failures) against the league’s best edge rushers.
The guys who have me losing sleep are: Caldwell and Smith. Unfortunately Smith is a starter who’s been personally responsible for most of our blown plays leading to losses early in the season, although he’s played much better lately. Caldwell was only filling in for Briesel who has been out with a leg fracture that happened early in the last game against the Bengals. Briesel is back this week!
Crazy thing about Brisel is that he's tougher than nails
He broke his leg in the first half against the Bengals & still finished the game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
How hostile is Houston toward the visiting teams fan?
I have tickets to the game and don’t know what to expect. I’ve been to Reliant before but not under these circumstances.
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 4:13 PM EST via Android app reply actions
You're safe as long as you don't wear a Cowboys jersey
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
This
A lot of people come to live in Houston from elsewhere, so we are used to visiting teams fans. I generally try to talk to them and if they are cool, I’ve shared ribs and beer with many opposing teams fans. I’ve never seen any problems take away the Cowboys last year, but I think that was more rival prison gangs than it was rival fans of sports teams.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
You Should Be Fine
There are bound to be some clowns, but I think you’ll be treated with respect.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
What is a good place
Close to the stadium for a visiting fan to have a beer (and be welcomed) lol? I also wanted to congratulate you guys on a great season. I live in TX also and follow the Texans some. It’s been a great year for both teams and it would be nice to see us play in the AFC championship next season.
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 10:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
There Really Aren't Any Bars Near Reliant That Come To Mind
There are a bunch of friendly tailgates at Reliant though.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Just watch out for anyone that's giving away free home brew beer
I hear it’s a lot more potent than your normal beers
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Lmao!
That sounds interesting. I’m definitely going to go early to check it out and take in the whole experience. I have some homebrew (shine) saved back and may take it to pass around.
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Nah, just beers that are probably near or over German beer potency
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
You are assuming
that his seats are not close to MJM’s?
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It's a very good crowd in Houston
unless they are repetitively provoked by fans wearing Cowboys, Titans, or Steelers jerseys.
edit: we actually enjoyed a great conversation with Steeler fans who sat next to us earlier this season
They were displaced to Houston a few years ago and were very polite during the game.
This question is for both Houston and Cincy fans:
Is anyone else SICK of hearing about the Steelers game aginst Tim Tebow? The Cincy/Houston game is the first game on Saturday and there has been such little coverage. Tebow Time needs to take a rest already…C’mon Man! (However, I will be cheering for Tebow to beat the Steelers). I say Tebow naturally because he’s the only reason the team he’s on is winning…oh yeah, the Denver Broncos.
I don't watch espn
Because they don’t cover my teams
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Yes, I'm tired of it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
The who?
Oh, the Tebow Tebows? I know a lot of people think Pittsburgh will roll the Tebows, but I think the Tebows could Tebow this one. If Tebow Tebows well and the Tebows Tebow and Tebow, and successfully Tebow the run, they could Tebow Pittsburgh. It’ll be difficult, though.
…
Tebow.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i love doing madlib generated stories with nothing but tebow for the answer
One tebowed day, our class went hiking along the Tebow River. Like all tebowed hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried tebows, tebow, and one tebow.
As we walked along the trail, Mr Tebow noticed a tebow footprint. "Do you think a tebow made these tracks?" Mr Tebow asked.
"No, but let’s follow them anyway," suggested Tebow.
We tebowed for hours. Then I screamed, "tebow!! I think I see a huge tebow."
"tebow tebow tebow!" we heard someone say. It was Mr TeBow.
"Mr TeBow!" we screamed. "We thought you were a huge tebow!"
"Do I look like a huge tebow? Well, as long as you’re all here, you can help me look for tebows. There are lots of them here along the Tebow River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes."
"tebow tebow tebow!!" everyone said.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's like you're reading something written by a Pokemon just learning the English language.
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Bengals fans:
How concerned are you that Dalton and the Bengals have not been able to beat a playoff team at any point in the season?
RE:
Very. Though it’s not entirely on him. They had a two possession lead at home after halftime against Houston and the defense just quit on them. When they’ve relied on Cedric Benson to hog the ball and hold onto the lead, he either has fumbled it away and/or been unable to get any yards.
This Bengals team scares me because they haven’t beaten any playoff teams this season, but really have only been blown out once—they’ve been in every game. They also have a 5-3 record on the road this year and that includes beating a borderline playoff team in the Titans.
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by Anthony Cosenza on Jan 4, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Re:
It is not as big a deal as “experts” from all the networks want to make it out to be. Had they been blown out in those games, then I would be really concerned.
When you have to play the Steelers and Ravens twice a year and you don’t beat them either chance, then your “play-off team” record has a tendency to drop. The Niners are a very good team and we had them beat too. The Bronco game hurt, that was against the Tebowless Tebows before Tebowing became a religion. Most of us think we should have kicked the 53 yard FG at end of that game to win but Marvin decided to go for it on 4th-1 and we didnt get it. The Texans— Hate to say it but we quite honestly handed that game to you. Adkins falls on the fumble instead of trying to scoop and score— game over. Rookie backup TE Cochart gives up a sack fumble. sicknening.
The fact is we were in every game against those “Playoff teams” and had our chances to win all but really one of them. We need a great game from all involved but I actually feel pretty good about this game myself.
See you on Saturday and may the best team win.
"Next season will be better" circa 1990
bleh
experts and their spin. if you listen to them, the bengals have yet to beat a winning team all season as well (which is a falsehood).
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Titans 9-7
Falsehood confirmed. The pundits should be saying a playoff team, in which you came oh so close to winning against one.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
bills were undeated when cincy beat em
4-0 coming off the pats upset.
had to believe anything the media says about cincy. most of the talking heads had cincy ranked as the worst team in the nfl before week 1. some joked were we going 0-16. can’t recall one talking head mentioning the colts as being the worst team..
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
As I recall
They were still picked to win the division, sickening
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
actually
they came oh so close to winning all the games, except the pittsburgh rematch
Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!
the Patriots have beaten 0 winning teams this year. How come that isn’t talked about more? Oh..it’s because Brady owns ESPN
This is the problem with the Flacco hate, people don’t really know who he is as a person. - Mr. Malor. Crazy Raven fan/possible stalker.
considering the pats get the refs help
and we get mugged by the refs. i’d love to see how a fairly officiated game for the pats went against any other playoff team.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
You know ever since our last game against the Texans
I’ve been reading over at BRB about once or twice a week. Our teams are very similar in the fact that neither get media attention at all and ESPN hates us both. Just an observation.
AJ Green = Optimus Prime
BRB and local radio are my sources for my Texans fix.
ESPN is just treadmill background noise at this point.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
ESPN only cares about Dallas and NY teams......
now that Dallas is out, guess who we’ll be hearing about? I think they were secretly sad when the Jets got knocked out…….and the Denver Fighting Tebows will probably now be their new favorite.
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
They will ride
The Patriots and Steelers, and Packers. With the second favorites being Saints 49rs and Ravens
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Come to think of it
I have heard the Texans mentioned LESS than the Bengals. Which is only because because Green posterizes somebody on every catch just about.
True
If not for AJ would even be mentioned? Probably not. This week is the first time I think I’ve seen the Texans talked about for more than 30 seconds
AJ Green = Optimus Prime
brb is pretty damned nice place
i went there most of the season, took a break from the site after 4-5 people acted up after the last texans/bengals game. assuming most of those were bandwagon or lurkers. everyone with the exception of 1 person this week has been super respectful.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
We have a few new face (as you might imagine now that theTexans bandwagon is at full speed)
Those people have not been through the “dark years” at BRB and tend to be dumbassess.
99.9999% of BRBers are fun and humble.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 5, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Am I your lone exception
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
nah was some lurking on brb talking crap about "Lions,Tigers & Bears Are Tough, I Cant Say The Same Bout Bengals "
which was funny since the next poster asked him if he was aware bengals were tigers
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
The real king of the jungle ;-)
I love the big bull head the Texans run out of. Doesn’t it blow smoke out its nose?
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 5, 2012 11:54 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
That is pretty sweet......we need a Bengal, who looks like he's smoking "J"
"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche
by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
I signed up here in early 2010 when I was the Texans’ drafter on CincyJungle for our mock. Even though I disagreed with most of them on who to take, the conversations were still respectful. In the CJ draft, I picked Trent Williams, the top OT on the board, who somehow dropped to 20 instead of going in the top 5 like he did in real life. He hasn’t lived up to expectations, but I think they’d be happier with him now than Kareem Jackson.
Is Leon Hall a free agent???

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Taylor Mays would be a nice backup to Glover Quin. I'd like to see how Wade Phillips could use him
Also, there has to be a part of Andy Dalton that would love to play for his hometown team

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Dalton better not make me go

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Re: Andre Johnson's Hammy
Supposedly, it’s fine. He was on a limited snap count against the Titans last week and felt good. We’re cautiously optimistic he’ll be close to his old self on Saturday.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
We like it enough to take Joseph away from it
Again, is Leon Hall a free agent next season? I think he’d look really nice in some Steel Blue & Liberty White
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
They were good at limiting our WR2s last time.
I wouldn’t want to be in the shoes of whoever’s job it is to cover Andre Johnson on Saturday. He will be in Beyond Beast Mode.
Don't Know About Scared
If Leon Hall was back there, different story.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
If Pacman spits on one of our players again (ie: how he spit in the face of Vickers last time)
There could be a fatality on the field, which would thankfully rid the planet of a scumbag. I can’t believe that thug is still in the NFL and not tossing salads in prison.
I feel bad that you guys have Mike Brown as an owner, and Pacman Jones as a player. Get rid of those two dirt bags and I bet the team would get a lot better love.
As for the rest of the secondary, I sure hope they don’t injure ‘Dre in this game. I’m not sure if security can restrain a mob of 75,000.
I agree
As much as we need CBs now with JJoe on your team, and with Hall’s nasty injury making his future questionable, I don’t want to see Pacman back next year.
I'm the opposite of scared.
TJ threw for 300 with Jacoby Jones as his #1 last time. =0
True...
this time he throws for 300 with Andre Johnson as his #1.
I'm thinking more along these lines

Mess with the bull…….
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
the cincinnati matadors
yeah i’d be concerned if that was the name of our team too..
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
there's one image out there of a matador with a horn coming out the other end
looks more painful than anything george brett ever endured.
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Why did you guys get rid of Slaton?
Just curious. I remember his rookie season then he just kind of disappeared.
by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST via Android app reply actions
All Of This
He just lost it after that rookie season, and he was never the same after he got injured.
Really, really sad.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

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