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Hit Me: Questions About The Houston Texans?

Howdy, Cincy Jungle. I'm Tim from Battle Red Blog, the SB Nation blog for all things Houston Texans. I hear our respective squads will be competing in something called a "playoff game" on Saturday afternoon, but as a Texans fan, the concept is completely foreign to me. Perhaps you good people can enlighten me.

Star-divide

Josh was kind enough to open the floor to questions over at BRB, so I'm here to do the same.

Thus...hit me, CJ. If you have a question about the Texans, or Reliant Stadium, or what I think of Johnathan Joseph (Spoiler Alert: He is more lovely and more temperate than a summer's day), or whether I attach any meaning to what happened on December 11th, or where to watch the game in Houston, or how our fan base is dealing with its first real taste of success, I'll do my best to answer. I'll also FanShot this over at BRB with the hope that other Texans fans will come over to chime in.

Best of luck on Saturday. We're giddy with anticipation.

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I figure the Texans will put ’em on the catwalk near the roof.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

RE:

Not at all. We’ve been arguing for weeks that the tickets are too stinking high. It’s pricing a bunch of people that would/do go to the games out.

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by Josh Kirkendall on Jan 4, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I sit in the top bowl of Reliant.

$35 face value. I dont know how many levels the stadium in Cincy goes up, but it looked comparible to where Yates folks were put. $75 seems pretty high. Just for comparison.

Mind you, I don’t care that they were put there (Yates makes really good money, get on Ticket Exchange if you want better tickets and buy them), I’m just saying. My momma woulda been in a suite or somewhere 40 to 40, not freezing her ass off in the nose-bleeds.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

after 21 years of mike brown

nope, not too soon. have at em. i’ll hold the door open for you.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I seriously feel for you guys with that owner

As much as I despise “Jerrah Jones” and his crowd of mis-fits in Southern Oklahoma, I think Brown is moving ahead in the a-hole owner category. You guys and the players deserve a better owner.

Good luck tomorrow! May the game be free of injuries, mistakes and referee manipulation in any direction. Let’s just have a solid athletic competition and may the best win!

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 4, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

off topic

but it must be a lot of pressure to have to eat a damned corn dog in front of a million cameras (okay, 100 cameras) and not look kinda-silly.

Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 4, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

she doesn't look like thats her first day at the County Fair...

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

How confident do you feel about the Texans chance for victory.

how confident are fans in general and how confident do you think the players are?

by keithster on Jan 4, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Re: Confidence

I’d say our fan base is fairly confident, but that’s not a dig against the Bengals. You guys have a good team, and a Cincy win wouldn’t surprise me at all.

Don’t want to speak for the Texans. They’ve been preaching 1-0 every week, so I’d guess they’re putting in the work and that you’ll get their best shot.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Most fans are fairly confident based on the fact that we won at Cincinatti with TJ Yates...

and now we’re playing in houston, Andre johnson is back, and the rest of the team is fairly healthy. Also you’re playing on a short week after a brutal division matchup and we’re playing after we rested most of our starters.

by _empty on Jan 4, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

We feel good.,

Were basically at full power on offense minus schaub. I have high hopes that andre is going to play crazy lights out good since this is what hes always wanted.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 4, 2012 1:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ughhh...

Dont throw the ball his direction. He wil certianly be a shut down corner all day.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

avoid him at all costs. interception machine

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think some of us might consider lynching him in order to improve our defense's chances

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm never too confident

growing up a Houston sports fan will do that to you….

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Same could be said of Browns & Pirates fans

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally, I am cautiously optimistic.

Playing at home, in front of the first playoff crowd in our history….it’s going to be loud….crazy loud.

That said, iI believe the Texans will have to score more than 24 points to win this game, and they have not done that since losing Schaub.

With all of our injuries, especially at QB, it may simply be a bridge too far at this point. We have not looked good in the last three games against some bad teams.

It all comes down to execution. If the Texans defense executes like it did the first 9 games of the season, I believe we will win.

If the Bengals offense can find a rhythym and force the Texans to play a high scoring game, the advantage shifts to the Bengals.

Either way, I am just THRILLED to be in the playoffs finally and can’t wait to watch the game!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I am not as cautiously optimistic as I normally am about this game

My level of optimism is about equal to a Browns fan’s pessimism

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

uh

the brown’s fans tend to believe in their team every year. hell it took them a month to stop screaming we cheated in the 1st game and finally accept the score, the game was over, and they lost.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

This is true, although they have typically been atrocious since coming back in '99.

You talk to a Browns fan and they really do believe week in and out they are going to win. Not sure where that comes from because they never seem too. I think they think this way because they always just barely lose (I think they lost 7 games this year by less than a TD). Plus, somehow they sellout every game, every year too. I live up here in Cleveland, can’t stand the Browns and still don’t fully understand them either.

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

think it comes from the cleveland fans still thinking their team is brownies 1.0 quality

and the brownies 2.0 aren’t. someday perhaps. not so far though.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They may believe in their team, but their expectations are so low it's ridiculous

hence the pessimism

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Or do I need to show you the video???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I've seen it believe me......but strangely they expect to compete for the division every year.

Just had a conversation with a guy at work who said they should have won almost every game, including the two against us, and should almost be a playoff team. I asked him if he really believed that and he just looked at me. Ever since Holmgren and his regime arrived, they think a Super Bowl automatically is going to follow.

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Forget all the scenario building

given your teams proclivity to run that particular defense and, on offense, the seemingly new fragility of Andre Johnson and the Spinal Tap like situation with the Quarterback position, what do you think of Lady GaGa’s new years eve presentation?

Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 4, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

I predict the team who scores the most points will emerge victorious!

by Todd G on Jan 4, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bold!

like A-1

Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 4, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

Could be the prediction of the year

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 4, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i think there's probably not enough liquor available on new years

to make me consider her attractive.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

not even

her allegedly larger than average body part that rhymes with Deloris?

Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

by UpStateMike on Jan 5, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

ever watched clerks 2?

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Find Kareem Jackson

and throw it to that guy. Repeatedly. Also, I think the better tight ends have had some good games against us. I don’t have any stats for that, just eye-ball test. The teams that have run well against us (you guys included), don’t generally do it over the course of a game (you guys included), I think Wade does a really good job of adjusting and taking away things schematically.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 4, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Get rid of the ball quickly

Lots of short slants would probably be a good start, but not to J-Jo’s side.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Carefully

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 4, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Throw towards Kareem Jackson & pray he doesn't pull a hamstring

Our defense would improve significantly if Kareem gets hurt

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

still sorta shocked the texans moved Glover Quinn from cb to safety

jojo and quinn would be a solid pair of corners

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Quin was a solid corner.

He’s a very good safety. It was a smart move.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 5, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

hmm

would you rather have jackson at #2 cb or quinn?

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd Rather Have You At CB2 Than Kareem Jackson

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 5, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I've got to admit, didn't pay that much attention to Kareem the first time we played....

but now am going to be looking for him every down on offense. From the sounds of it, hopefully Dalton will too!

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He shouldn't be hard to spot

He doesn’t turn his head & usually falls down

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha......

I’ll be looking for the guy who looks like a fish flopping out of the water at mid-field. Maybe he and Jerome can lock up. He only shows up every now and again, might be a classic match-up.

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

He won't be flopping around like a fish

He would have had to look back & see the ball coming to consider thinking about flopping

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been awhile since I've seen this much dislike for one player....

oh wait, maybe not. This guy Carson something or other sparked a pretty good debate too.

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

At least he was good for a while & made a Pro Bowl

Kareem has been crap from day one

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i do recall almost everyone on cj disliked bratt for a couple of years

whereas we do get some palmer defenders and some brown defenders. bratt, was pretty much the poster child for anything and everything from all sides.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha ha, true

I can’t think of a single comment I’ve read in defense of Brat.

by emeybee on Jan 5, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That was one thing all of us could finally agree upon...

"The next person you see that throws something, point em out! You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"
- Sam Wyche

by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Quin has been very good at safety this year, so I wouldn't consider moving him back to CB

I just think Allen & McCain need more playing time at the #2 CB spot over Kareem. I wouldn’t even consider Kareem our 5th best CB on the roster, yet he’s a starter

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm starting to think Kareem at Safety and Quinn at Corner would have made more sense

Now I’m just convinced we need to trade K-Jax to a “Tampa 2” style team where his slow ass (yet solid run support tackling) would do better.

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, I'd trade Kareem to Chicago to get Amobi Okoye back right now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 6, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too. Amobi can probably turn his head and look for the ball without falling down

I bet Wade Phillips’ volley ball size tumor could cover better than K-Jax

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

They are all

Giving Jason Allen too much credit.

Just throw at who ever is playing CB2, Allen will pick the ball off if thrown deep because of his 12 yard cushion

Division Champion Houston Texans
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by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference is that Allen at least looks for & locates the ball while it's in the air

Something that Jackson is completely incapable of

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true

yet doesn’t cover the fact Allen isn’t that much better.

Is Kareem closing in on Travis Johnson suck?

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hasn't he already surpassed that?

I’d be willing to trade Kareem to Chicago to get Amobi Okoye back right about now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 5, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I forgot that name

I remember he was one of the biggest names in the draft, but he was even younger than Edgerrin James when he got drafted. What happened to him?

by indesignkat on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

got released this past offseason and was signed by the bears.

wade didn’t think he could work in this 3-4 defense which surprised a lot of us. he was young but after his rookie year just sucked. then again everyone on defense did so maybe releasing him was the best thing for him.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Re: What Happened

He was terrible. The Texans cut him.

The End.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 7, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

hey, hey, hey!!

Would you rather he keep his eyes on the receiver and try to bat it down when he raises his arms or he turn around to look for the ball and trip? Because he can only do one! I’m tired of the K-Jaxs trash talking. He is only a kid, it’s not like he’s a professional football play….. Oh wait…

by CJ3m on Jan 5, 2012 12:27 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If I were to attack the Texans Defense

I would do it through the middle of the field, through the air to Gresham and on the ground with Benson. Watt and Smith are both pretty good against the run but NT Shaun Cody is definitely a weak spot, and the LB’s are pretty good against the run, but can be exploited in coverage. No slow developing routes unless the run game is working and you can PA.

That’s how I would do it anyway.

by b0ng on Jan 6, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

1. Pound Benson like you did the first half against us in the first game. 3-4 yards per carry is fine. Our D thrives on losses (sacks and end run stuffs).

2. Make us put a safety in the box to help the run.

3. Throw jump balls to AJ on Joseph and anybody that Kareem is trying to cover.

by willieboyd on Jan 6, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty good

They are hard hitters who will get picks if people get greedy, certainly not a weakness of the team. If Manning is over the top of J-Jo, you can pretty much forget about whoever they are covering.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a strong rotation

with 3-4 guys who play regularly.

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a kind of weird rotation for our secondary.

Normally Quin is the SS and Manning is the FS, but in nickel packages, Quin drops down to cover the slot guy and either Troy Nolan (if healthy) or Quintin Demps comes in to play SS.

They’ve been very solid though. There’s no Ed Reed/Troy Polamalu on the roster, but safety was a significant liability last year and is very dependable this year.

Our safeties (especially Quin) are also exceptional in run support.

by Karsh on Jan 5, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Generally good

but they have had some blown assignments that have led to QB’s taking hard hits.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously

lol

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 4, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Brisiel (the RG) played more than half the Cincy game with a broken leg.

If Geno Atkins is as awesome as everyone says, I’d say that probably unbalanced things a bit in preventing the pocket from collapsing.

by Karsh on Jan 4, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Re:

The Texans didn’t get to meet Geno Adkins “Brother in Sacks”— Carlos Dunlap. One of two members of the Fischer Price package. He has been very limited or out since he got hurt with :07 seconds left, after terrorizing Matt Hasselbeck in Tennessee.. That will be interesting.

"Next season will be better" circa 1990

by Yarin on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Lately they have not been as good as they were in the first half or 3 quarters of the season

RT Winston has been beaten a lot during this losing streak, and RG Caldwell has definitely been the worst player on the line replacing RG Brisiel who should be playing this game. If Dunlap is healthy and playing, then I am genuinely worried about how pass pro holds up because the Bengals did a good job rushing the passer last game.

by b0ng on Jan 6, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Where's Dunlap play?

Duane Brown hasn’t allowed a sack all season. Agree on Winston, though. He’s always struggled against speed rushers.

by willieboyd on Jan 6, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

But it really doesn't matter

they come from everywhere… Dunlap’s not the only one to worry about

by Oregonbengalsfan on Jan 6, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like

Yates will be falling on his left shoulder alot tomorrow…which is his no throwing shoulder???

by joeb69 on Jan 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah he's a righty.

it will be a tough game that’s for sure.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunlap has been

nursing a hamstring injury. But I expect he is a full go b/c he isn’t listed on the injury report. I suspect it will be a long day for him and the RT… If they decide to double team him, Geno will be there up the middle. Our Fisher Price boys are pretty good, minus Pat Sims…
You guys are so lucky that one of our best run stoppers is out of the game on IR. Pat Sims has been the difference between our first half (of the season) run stopping performance and our 2nd half run stopping performance. We miss Pat Sims, but I expect our boys will get the job done today….

by WHYUS!! on Jan 7, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

Delhomme might have to step in and finish this game if that happens. Just hope Delhomme doesn’t have a similar game as last week. He look descent last week against the Titans.

by WHYUS!! on Jan 7, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Great OL overall

Brown should have been “All-Pro” this year (yet to be determined), Myers is often regarded by many experts as the best lineman in the NFL and WInston has been mostly great with a few challenges (failures) against the league’s best edge rushers.

The guys who have me losing sleep are: Caldwell and Smith. Unfortunately Smith is a starter who’s been personally responsible for most of our blown plays leading to losses early in the season, although he’s played much better lately. Caldwell was only filling in for Briesel who has been out with a leg fracture that happened early in the last game against the Bengals. Briesel is back this week!

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Crazy thing about Brisel is that he's tougher than nails

He broke his leg in the first half against the Bengals & still finished the game

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

How hostile is Houston toward the visiting teams fan?

I have tickets to the game and don’t know what to expect. I’ve been to Reliant before but not under these circumstances.

by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 4:13 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

You're safe as long as you don't wear a Cowboys jersey

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This

A lot of people come to live in Houston from elsewhere, so we are used to visiting teams fans. I generally try to talk to them and if they are cool, I’ve shared ribs and beer with many opposing teams fans. I’ve never seen any problems take away the Cowboys last year, but I think that was more rival prison gangs than it was rival fans of sports teams.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 5, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

You Should Be Fine

There are bound to be some clowns, but I think you’ll be treated with respect.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What is a good place

Close to the stadium for a visiting fan to have a beer (and be welcomed) lol? I also wanted to congratulate you guys on a great season. I live in TX also and follow the Texans some. It’s been a great year for both teams and it would be nice to see us play in the AFC championship next season.

by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 10:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

There Really Aren't Any Bars Near Reliant That Come To Mind

There are a bunch of friendly tailgates at Reliant though.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Just watch out for anyone that's giving away free home brew beer

I hear it’s a lot more potent than your normal beers

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Lmao!

That sounds interesting. I’m definitely going to go early to check it out and take in the whole experience. I have some homebrew (shine) saved back and may take it to pass around.

by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

roofies beer~

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, just beers that are probably near or over German beer potency

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

You are assuming

that his seats are not close to MJM’s?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 5, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Point.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 5, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a very good crowd in Houston

unless they are repetitively provoked by fans wearing Cowboys, Titans, or Steelers jerseys.

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

This question is for both Houston and Cincy fans:

Is anyone else SICK of hearing about the Steelers game aginst Tim Tebow? The Cincy/Houston game is the first game on Saturday and there has been such little coverage. Tebow Time needs to take a rest already…C’mon Man! (However, I will be cheering for Tebow to beat the Steelers). I say Tebow naturally because he’s the only reason the team he’s on is winning…oh yeah, the Denver Broncos.

by M Shop on Jan 4, 2012 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

I don't watch espn

Because they don’t cover my teams

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I'm tired of it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Bengals fans:

How concerned are you that Dalton and the Bengals have not been able to beat a playoff team at any point in the season?

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

RE:

Very. Though it’s not entirely on him. They had a two possession lead at home after halftime against Houston and the defense just quit on them. When they’ve relied on Cedric Benson to hog the ball and hold onto the lead, he either has fumbled it away and/or been unable to get any yards.

This Bengals team scares me because they haven’t beaten any playoff teams this season, but really have only been blown out once—they’ve been in every game. They also have a 5-3 record on the road this year and that includes beating a borderline playoff team in the Titans.

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by Anthony Cosenza on Jan 4, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Re:

It is not as big a deal as “experts” from all the networks want to make it out to be. Had they been blown out in those games, then I would be really concerned.
When you have to play the Steelers and Ravens twice a year and you don’t beat them either chance, then your “play-off team” record has a tendency to drop. The Niners are a very good team and we had them beat too. The Bronco game hurt, that was against the Tebowless Tebows before Tebowing became a religion. Most of us think we should have kicked the 53 yard FG at end of that game to win but Marvin decided to go for it on 4th-1 and we didnt get it. The Texans— Hate to say it but we quite honestly handed that game to you. Adkins falls on the fumble instead of trying to scoop and score— game over. Rookie backup TE Cochart gives up a sack fumble. sicknening.

The fact is we were in every game against those “Playoff teams” and had our chances to win all but really one of them. We need a great game from all involved but I actually feel pretty good about this game myself.
See you on Saturday and may the best team win.

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by Yarin on Jan 4, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

bleh

experts and their spin. if you listen to them, the bengals have yet to beat a winning team all season as well (which is a falsehood).

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Titans 9-7

Falsehood confirmed. The pundits should be saying a playoff team, in which you came oh so close to winning against one.

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

bills were undeated when cincy beat em

4-0 coming off the pats upset.

had to believe anything the media says about cincy. most of the talking heads had cincy ranked as the worst team in the nfl before week 1. some joked were we going 0-16. can’t recall one talking head mentioning the colts as being the worst team..

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

As I recall

They were still picked to win the division, sickening

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

they came oh so close to winning all the games, except the pittsburgh rematch

Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 5, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the Patriots have beaten 0 winning teams this year. How come that isn’t talked about more? Oh..it’s because Brady owns ESPN

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by FrankWyt on Jan 5, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

considering the pats get the refs help

and we get mugged by the refs. i’d love to see how a fairly officiated game for the pats went against any other playoff team.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 6, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You know ever since our last game against the Texans

I’ve been reading over at BRB about once or twice a week. Our teams are very similar in the fact that neither get media attention at all and ESPN hates us both. Just an observation.

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 5, 2012 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

BRB and local radio are my sources for my Texans fix.

ESPN is just treadmill background noise at this point.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 5, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN only cares about Dallas and NY teams......

now that Dallas is out, guess who we’ll be hearing about? I think they were secretly sad when the Jets got knocked out…….and the Denver Fighting Tebows will probably now be their new favorite.

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by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They will ride

The Patriots and Steelers, and Packers. With the second favorites being Saints 49rs and Ravens

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to think of it

I have heard the Texans mentioned LESS than the Bengals. Which is only because because Green posterizes somebody on every catch just about.

by keithster on Jan 5, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

True

If not for AJ would even be mentioned? Probably not. This week is the first time I think I’ve seen the Texans talked about for more than 30 seconds

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 5, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Simpson

and that hellacious flip, but other than that no

by joeb69 on Jan 5, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

brb is pretty damned nice place

i went there most of the season, took a break from the site after 4-5 people acted up after the last texans/bengals game. assuming most of those were bandwagon or lurkers. everyone with the exception of 1 person this week has been super respectful.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

We have a few new face (as you might imagine now that theTexans bandwagon is at full speed)

Those people have not been through the “dark years” at BRB and tend to be dumbassess.

99.9999% of BRBers are fun and humble.

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by TexansForever on Jan 5, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I your lone exception

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

nah was some lurking on brb talking crap about "Lions,Tigers & Bears Are Tough, I Cant Say The Same Bout Bengals "

which was funny since the next poster asked him if he was aware bengals were tigers

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

The real king of the jungle ;-)

I love the big bull head the Texans run out of. Doesn’t it blow smoke out its nose?

by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 5, 2012 11:54 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

That is pretty sweet......we need a Bengal, who looks like he's smoking "J"

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by The Van Buren Boys on Jan 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

I signed up here in early 2010 when I was the Texans’ drafter on CincyJungle for our mock. Even though I disagreed with most of them on who to take, the conversations were still respectful. In the CJ draft, I picked Trent Williams, the top OT on the board, who somehow dropped to 20 instead of going in the top 5 like he did in real life. He hasn’t lived up to expectations, but I think they’d be happier with him now than Kareem Jackson.

by indesignkat on Jan 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Leon Hall a free agent???

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Taylor Mays would be a nice backup to Glover Quin. I'd like to see how Wade Phillips could use him

Also, there has to be a part of Andy Dalton that would love to play for his hometown team

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dalton better not make me go

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Re: Andre Johnson's Hammy

Supposedly, it’s fine. He was on a limited snap count against the Titans last week and felt good. We’re cautiously optimistic he’ll be close to his old self on Saturday.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 5, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

are texan fans scared of bengals secondary?

or what are your perceptions of bengals secondary

by LyotardFactory on Jan 5, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

We like it enough to take Joseph away from it

Again, is Leon Hall a free agent next season? I think he’d look really nice in some Steel Blue & Liberty White

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Leon was signed to a multi year contract…

by WHYUS!! on Jan 5, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They were good at limiting our WR2s last time.

I wouldn’t want to be in the shoes of whoever’s job it is to cover Andre Johnson on Saturday. He will be in Beyond Beast Mode.

by Karsh on Jan 5, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't Know About Scared

If Leon Hall was back there, different story.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 5, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If Pacman spits on one of our players again (ie: how he spit in the face of Vickers last time)

There could be a fatality on the field, which would thankfully rid the planet of a scumbag. I can’t believe that thug is still in the NFL and not tossing salads in prison.

I feel bad that you guys have Mike Brown as an owner, and Pacman Jones as a player. Get rid of those two dirt bags and I bet the team would get a lot better love.

As for the rest of the secondary, I sure hope they don’t injure ‘Dre in this game. I’m not sure if security can restrain a mob of 75,000.

by MeMongo on Jan 6, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

As much as we need CBs now with JJoe on your team, and with Hall’s nasty injury making his future questionable, I don’t want to see Pacman back next year.

by indesignkat on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking more along these lines


Mess with the bull…….

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I need some

EyeBleach

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 5, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

the cincinnati matadors

yeah i’d be concerned if that was the name of our team too..

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 5, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw this last night

just now realized what was in his mouth…

Merry Who-Dey, everybody!!

by supergrover on Jan 6, 2012 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

there's one image out there of a matador with a horn coming out the other end

looks more painful than anything george brett ever endured.

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

I just figured it out too…eesh

by indesignkat on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did you guys get rid of Slaton?

Just curious. I remember his rookie season then he just kind of disappeared.

by Bigcatdaddy on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

All Of This

He just lost it after that rookie season, and he was never the same after he got injured.

Really, really sad.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 7, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Good luck

should be a great game

AJ Green = Optimus Prime

by Helmsy on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

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