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The Ballad of Mediocre Mike Brown

Come and listen to the story ‘bout a boy named Mike,

A born disappointment, his Pa disgusted by his sight

Then one day he was being a lawyer sh#t,

When into his lap fell a team ownership

(Bengals they were, black stripes, winning ways)

Well the first thing you know, Mikey thinks he's got a pair,

as he rakes in the bucks, and he leaves the cupboard bare

Sad Cincinnati is the place he wants to be,

‘cause we gave him a crib, yep, he got it for free!

(Incompetent he is, cheap too)

Well now it’s time to say good-bye to Mike and all his kin,

They would like to thank the fans for kindly chipping in

We’re all invited back next year to watch this travesty,

To choke on a helping of the Bengal’s ignominy

(Free agents you see, that’s what others are signing now,

skilled and in their prime, ya’ll come back now, ya hear!)

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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