Trying to envision the worst possible character issue draft the Bengals could put together this week. Not saying they will, just seeing how it would look if everything ESPN and PFT said about the Bengals were true. Let's even name Mike Floria GM for a day to preside over this hellish draft:
(1st) WR Michael Floyd. Falling to the 17th pick of the 2012 draft, the Bengals select the talented WR with multiple DUIs from Notre Dame.
(1st) CB Janoris Jenkins. With the 21st pick of 2012 draft, the Bengals select a complete CB that comes complete with his action accessories kit of: stash, multiple arrests, two college programs, and a bouquet of children.
(2nd) OT MIke Adams. Dropping to the 53rd pick, the Bengals find a free falling puff, puff, passing out of the 1st round prospect.
(3rd) RB LaMichael James who loves to pound more than the football, finds his way to Cincy.
(4th) CB Alfonzo Dennard brings his anger management issues to the Queen City.
(5th) TE Orson Charles wonders how he fell so far, so fast. Put the drink down son.
(5th) WR Devier Posey spent his senior season suspended for all but 3 games, he'll finally be allowed to get legally paid to play football in Cincy.
(5th) PR/RB Chris Rainey stalks more than pigskin.
(6th) CB Cliff Harris loves to speed, take his car keys, and point him towards the game field.
(UDFA) LB Vontaze Burfict the ultimate poster child for headcases in the 2012 NFL draft.
There you have it, can you do any worse?