Sometimes life throws us a curve ball. Traffic jams, TPS reports, printer malfunctions, all leading to delayed arrivals with the devastating impact of missing the opening quarter of a Cincinnati Bengals preseason game. Once you tune in, you see that the Bengals are winning but the bubble players have entered the game. And sometimes bubble/third/fourth string players aren't necessarily what you're looking for.
You have a chance to make it up to your conscience. The NFL Network is broadcasting a replay of the Cincinnati Bengals and Atlanta Falcons at 9AM (Eastern) Saturday morning. We won't tell you the score, nor anything that happened (whatever you do don't scroll beyond this post).
If you don't have NFL Network, then you probably should have gotten your TPS report submitted on time, huh?