Cincy Jungle, Distilled

I will hereby summarize every comment section I missed in the five weeks I was on vacation:

Mismanagement: The Bengals suck, have always sucked, and will always suck.

Craig Conrad: Shut up, Mismanagement.

Chillidog: No arm has Andy. QB arm needs.

lightskin350: Until the Bengals win 12 playoff games and 3 Super Bowls they are NOTHING! I spit on your 10-6 seasons!

Yarin: Everything the Bengals have ever done, or ever will do, is, and always will be, wrong.

messjunk: Americans are weiurd.

irishbengalfan: Indeed.

Woo!!: Why am I here? Is there a Steelers board somewhere I could join?

SCBengalsFan: Geno Smith is a diva!

Palewook: Just don't draft Burfict T'eo! I couldn't bear the comments! PS: Colorado=West Coast

sexsalad: Can't we all just get along? PS: Colorado!=West Coast!

JamesShively: PLEASE just sign a free agent! PLEASE! Anyone!!!! Jamarcus Russell even!

occams_tiger_teeth: We could sign 53 free agents and it wouldn't be enough! Mike Brown is the devil and Marvin Lewis is his sidekick!!!!

Pray4GM11: I kind of miss being the crazy one around here.

Mexal: I'm sane.

Lord Waylander: Me too.

Realityburn: Me three.

Sleech: It's all Gruden's fault! Kill Gruden!

emeybee: Sigh. Well we made it to three.

CaliBengalsFan#97: No, it's Andy's fault! Our second year QB should be playing like the lovechild of Drew Brees and Joe Montana!!!!!

Luke: It's clearly Obama's fault for trying to take our guns. [Note: This is a JOKE, Luke. A JOKE.]

ephram: This would make a great idea for a Fan Post. [Leaves to create a poll]

keithp: [Something racist]

Touhue Cha: Is there anyway we can still draft Pead?!

AMAS85: Please?

[Random Newbie #1,882]: Hey, new idea-- we should make Zimmer head coach and Marvin GM!!!! Why hasn't anyone thought of this?!

Josh Kirkendall: I don't know why we can't get a press credential.


PS: I risked my life to take these photos for you in Thailand. (Seriously-- there were no cages, and I was that close.) You're welcome.



This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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