I will hereby summarize every comment section I missed in the five weeks I was on vacation:
Mismanagement: The Bengals suck, have always sucked, and will always suck.
Craig Conrad: Shut up, Mismanagement.
Chillidog: No arm has Andy. QB arm needs.
lightskin350: Until the Bengals win 12 playoff games and 3 Super Bowls they are NOTHING! I spit on your 10-6 seasons!
Yarin: Everything the Bengals have ever done, or ever will do, is, and always will be, wrong.
messjunk: Americans are weiurd.
Woo!!: Why am I here? Is there a Steelers board somewhere I could join?
SCBengalsFan: Geno Smith is a diva!
Palewook: Just don't draft
Burfict T'eo! I couldn't bear the comments! PS: Colorado=West Coast
sexsalad: Can't we all just get along? PS: Colorado!=West Coast!
JamesShively: PLEASE just sign a free agent! PLEASE! Anyone!!!! Jamarcus Russell even!
occams_tiger_teeth: We could sign 53 free agents and it wouldn't be enough! Mike Brown is the devil and Marvin Lewis is his sidekick!!!!
Pray4GM11: I kind of miss being the crazy one around here.
Mexal: I'm sane.
Lord Waylander: Me too.
Realityburn: Me three.
Sleech: It's all Gruden's fault! Kill Gruden!
emeybee: Sigh. Well we made it to three.
CaliBengalsFan#97: No, it's Andy's fault! Our second year QB should be playing like the lovechild of Drew Brees and Joe Montana!!!!!
Luke: It's clearly Obama's fault for trying to take our guns. [Note: This is a JOKE, Luke. A JOKE.]
ephram: This would make a great idea for a Fan Post. [Leaves to create a poll]
keithp: [Something racist]
Touhue Cha: Is there anyway we can still draft Pead?!
[Random Newbie #1,882]: Hey, new idea-- we should make Zimmer head coach and Marvin GM!!!! Why hasn't anyone thought of this?!
Josh Kirkendall: I don't know why we can't get a press credential.
PS: I risked my life to take these photos for you in Thailand. (Seriously-- there were no cages, and I was that close.) You're welcome.