FanPost

Car and Driver: NFL Quarterbacks Edition

I had an idea in an earlier thread to do a representation of various NFL teams with a driver portraying the starting QB and a car portraying his offensive supporting cast, and have now decided to expand it into a fanpost. Enjoy!

New England:

QB

Stig2_medium

Supporting cast

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Cincinnati:

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Audi-r18-e-tron-quattro_medium

Denver:

Blackstig_medium

Audi_motorsport-131208-8542_medium

Philadelphia

Tom-petty-201299-1-402_medium

2010_r15_tdi_medium

Houston

Are-women-bad-drivers_medium

Audir15sebring2009-mp3_medium

Jacksonville

Drunken-driving_medium

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Indianapolis

Geico_cavemen_medium

Geico2_medium

Kansas City

Ryan-gosling-in-drive-007_medium

Jamaalcharleslambo2_medium

Seattle

Phillip-phillips-pr-p_medium

Skittles_medium

Tennessee

Zach_galifianakis_medium

Leopard-print-car_2210753k-560x401_medium

Green Bay

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Miami

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Dekotora-8_medium

Carolina

Henry-cavill-superman-07jun13-01_medium

B951d__optima-hybrid-superman-one-580x383_medium

Tampa Bay

Napdyn_medium

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Chicago

John-lennon_medium

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Oakland

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Minnesota

Jessepink_medium

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Cleveland

Larry-david-softball-cap_medium

Customer-projects-dog-sulky-4-lg_medium

Pittsburgh

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Pimped_out_car-2257_medium

Baltimore

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Obviously each of these has a meaning or inside joke, e.g. The Stig is the best driver in existence, Jamaal Charles made a media splash with his Lamborghini, Miami spends a lot of money on free agency but not necessarily for the better, Jay Cutler looks like John Lennon and has a bunch of egos/divas on his team including himself, and Brandon Weeden is a humor-inducing geriatric ex-baseball player. Minnesota is perhaps my favorite- you've got Josh Freeman in the league's drug program AND you've got Jerome Simpson. Please comment if you're unsure of the meaning of any others. And feel free to add other teams, or post your own versions of the above teams!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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