I had an idea in an earlier thread to do a representation of various NFL teams with a driver portraying the starting QB and a car portraying his offensive supporting cast, and have now decided to expand it into a fanpost. Enjoy!
Obviously each of these has a meaning or inside joke, e.g. The Stig is the best driver in existence, Jamaal Charles made a media splash with his Lamborghini, Miami spends a lot of money on free agency but not necessarily for the better, Jay Cutler looks like John Lennon and has a bunch of egos/divas on his team including himself, and Brandon Weeden is a humor-inducing geriatric ex-baseball player. Minnesota is perhaps my favorite- you've got Josh Freeman in the league's drug program AND you've got Jerome Simpson. Please comment if you're unsure of the meaning of any others. And feel free to add other teams, or post your own versions of the above teams!