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Inspired by ephram's musical mock and HungryStripes's suggestion of a sitcom based draft. Here's something that will hopefully keep people entertained for the next 10 hours or so.

1. New York Giants (From Houston Texans) - Seinfeld

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The Giants trade all their 2014 and 2015 picks to move up to the top of the draft and grab a once-in-a-lifetime prospect.

2. St. Louis Rams - M*A*S*H*

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The NFC West is a war-zone and when placed in a situation like that, the best thing to do is laugh.

3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Simpsons

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There is an area of Jacksonville called Springfield and The Simpsons are more than deserving of selection at this position.

4. Cleveland Browns - Soap

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The on-going nonsensical soap opera that is the Cleveland Browns make an obvious choice here.

5. Oakland Raiders - Blackadder

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A surprise pick, although that's the norm for the Raiders, the Black Hole get to cheer on the devious and cunning Blackadder.

6. Atlanta Falcons - Archer

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Perhaps something of a reach but the Falcons can't resist pairing Matty Ice with the cool-as-ice Archer. Also made in Atlanta.

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Gilligan's Island

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The Bucs have a rag-tag bunch of castaways on their roster, making this a perfect fit. Plus the name and everything.

8. Minnesota Vikings - Arrested Development

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No other choice for the team boasting the most NFL player arrests since 2000.

9. Buffalo Bills - Trailer Park Boys

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A not so subtle attempt to tap into the Canadian market for the Bills.

10. Detroit Lions - Home Improvement

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Set in Detroit and featuring a jokey, over-confident protagonist. No parallels there...

11. Tennessee Titans - Friends

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A vanilla pick for a vanilla franchise.

12. Houston Texans (From New York Giants) - Beavis and Butt-head

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The troublesome Texan teens head to the NFL's youngest franchise.

13. St. Louis Rams - Family Guy

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A once fresh and exciting team struggles to recapture its heyday.

14. Chicago Bears - The Bob Newhart Show

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Quintessential Chicago, old school and no nonsense.

15. Pittsburgh Steelers - The Office (U.S.)

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Set in Scranton not Pittsburgh but close enough. Draw all the Tomlin-Scott inferences you want.

16. Dallas Cowboys - King of the Hill

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Mike Judge makes his second appearance going to a Texas team. I like to think that 'King of the Hill' is also how Jerry Jones refers to himself.

17. Baltimore Ravens - Veep

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Selina Meyer is a former Maryland senator. A begrudgingly great pick for the Ravens.

18. New York Jets - 30 Rock

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A decisive and controlling authority figure that wants to oversee everything?

19. Miami Dolphins - Golden Girls

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They've both seen better days.

20. Arizona Cardinals - Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Much like Larry David, Carson always knows how to make a bad situation worse.

21. Green Bay Packers - Happy Days

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Wisconsin's most famous export. The Favre also jumped the shark with his multiple non-retirements.

22. Philadelphia Eagles - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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No brainer. BPA and fills a need.

23. Kansas City Chiefs - Grace Under Fire

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It was set in Missouri, that's about all I have to say about this pick.

24. Cincinnati Bengals - WKRP in Cincinnati

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Unlike the real draft, a pretty much consensus pick for the Bengals.

25. San Diego Chargers - Weeds

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The Chargers take a punt on a boom-or-bust hometown prospect with substance 'issues'.

26. Cleveland Browns - The Drew Carey Show

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The Browns surprise everybody by making a solid, unadventurous pick.

27. New Orleans Saints - The Ren & Stimpy Show

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Ren & Stimpy. Peyton & Ryan.

28. Carolina Panthers - The Andy Griffith Show

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A great value pick celebrated all across North Carolina.

29. New England Patriots - Cheers

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The Patriots manage to find a future HOF player at the bottom of the first.

30. San Francisco 49ers - Full House

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The 49ers roster is packed with talent and much like the Olsen twins they have the Smith...twins.

31. Denver Broncos - South Park

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Well, you've got to look out for your kids, right?

32. Seattle Seahawks - Frasier

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A constant lack of sobriety has seen this former number one prospect slide to the bottom of the round.
























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