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If they made a Bengals movie...

Who should play some of our coaches/players. This is inspired by a "meet the coaches" vid on the mothership, and I'm curious what some people at CJ would think. Feel free to include as many or as few big-name guys as possible.

I don't know too many younger actors, so some coaches to get it started:

  • Marvin Lewis - Forest Whitaker. Not a huge name here, but I can't really picture any of the big names being Marv. If I had to pick a more well-known guy, I guess maybe Morgan Freeman?
  • Hue Jackson - Samuel L. Jackson. Should be obvious. Just picture Hue saying "Say 'what' again! I dare you!" (or substitute your favorite SLJ quote) and it's a no-brainer.
  • Paul Guenther - Mark Wahlberg. From interviews it has seemed like Guenther has a bit of wisecracker in him, and Wahlberg plays that up well without losing a lot of strictness.
  • Mike Brown - Anthony Hopkins. MB has come a long way lately... but I still can't resist the temptation to portray him with the actor that gave one of the best evil performances ever (as Hannibal Lector).

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Cincy Jungle's writers or editors.

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