offseason Stories - Cincy Jungle
Febearary Fever: Bad News Bears vs Conan O'Brien Bear
Today's matchup in Febearary Fever features a fictionalized team of foul-mouthed baseball youths (yutes?) vs a bear who gained notoriety on late night television for doing one thing very well. The #3 Bad News Bears - the 70s versionled by Walter Matthau, not the dreadful remake with Billy Bob...
Febearary Fever - Baloo vs Little Bear
Next up in Febearary Fever we have beloved characters from children's stories attempting to tear each other limb from limb. So you going with #4 Baloo from the Jungle Book, and other Disney juggernauts like TailSpin, House of Mouse, and Jungle Cubs, with his "Bear Necessitiies" theme song? Or do...
Febearary Fever - Charmin vs Snuggle
Febearary Fever rolls along - although we're going to ease off the gas a bit and spread things out a bit. Today we've got a real matchup on our hands with a battle of corporate sponsors offering you a comfortable bathroom experience versus soft, fluffy clothing and bedsheets.
Febearary Fever - Gummi Bears vs Pedo Bear
Here's the matchup Kev's been waiting for - the #6 Pedo Bear versus the #3 Gummi Bears. If you don't know Pedo Bear, check out the site here to get an idea (yes, its sfw, in case you were wondering). Gummi Bears not only includes delicious, gelatinous sugar formed into bear-shapes (which...
Febearary Fever - Fozzy vs Sexual Harassment Panda
An intriguing matchup between the #2 seeded children's favorite from the Muppets and the #7 seed from South Park that... well... he tries to make the world better. Full episode for Sexual Harrasment Panda is here if you need a refresher. Wocka Wocka, indeed. Don't forget to scroll back to check...
Morning Dawg Chow (2/9/12)
Cleveland Browns: "What would it cost to move up in draft for RG3?" (FS Ohio) - This topic should be familiar to you. You can expect to see even more of it throughout the next several weeks and up until the draft actually takes place. Pat McManamon seems to think the only way to get RG3 is by...
Jakespeare And The Art Of Route Running
Disclaimer: Since many of us are Texans (the native resident, not part of the team), in some way or form, I know that any sort of "Football 101" post could potentially be a bit redundant. After all, Texans learn about football as they learn how to talk and walk. Simply put, Texas knows football....
Ocho Vs Merriman: The Twitter Wars
One thing's for certain, Chad has taken to the Twitter craze like a fish to water. He loves his fans, especially the female followers and he apparently loves the immediacy his Tweet habits offer -- something his "train of thought" posts and responses indicate. While he may have the best...
Playing Ketchup
Since this site premiered during the final mini-camp, leaving me unable to participate in the orgiastic hype of the NFL offseason, I thought I would consolidate all of the player-movement updates that I have heretofore missed into one massive post. Think of this as the "hour-after Thanksgiving...
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